http://www.dailytelegraph.co.uk/news...04/ixhome.html (Funniest joke in the whole World)
http://www.laughlab.co.uk/
http://www.sysopt.com/forum/showthre...light=funniest :
"Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the
other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We are going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they will be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you are equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you are equipped to be a prostitute, but you are not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended."