Battle of the bad @$$ agents! Jason Bourne vs. Jack Bauer
Aug 10, 2007 at 6:30 PM Post #32 of 49
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Bourne ftw over Jack, Chuck, Bond AND Solid Snake.


What about The Boss?
 
Aug 10, 2007 at 8:43 PM Post #33 of 49
crap, i accidently voted for bauer when i meant to click bourne.

of course bourne would win... and he'd do it without TORTURING anyone.
 
Aug 10, 2007 at 9:29 PM Post #34 of 49
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Originally Posted by JSTpt1022 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Bourne ftw over Jack, Chuck, Bond AND Solid Snake.


Bruce ftw over Bourne, Jack, Chuck, Bond, Solid Snake, The Boss AND Big Boss
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Aug 10, 2007 at 9:42 PM Post #35 of 49
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Sam Fisher.


Or Bobby Fisher?

Don't even bring Bond into this, he can beat anyone. Because he doesn't have to always win his hand-to-hand fights -- he's got style on his side. And he speaks foreign languages far better than Jason Bourne, let alone Jack Bauer. Not to mention James Bond doesn't have to fight his own government all the time the way Bauer and Bourne do. And he gets multiple body updates, so he never gets old. Kind of like Doctor Who. Speaking of whom... do aliens count?

And for the record, the recent "Casino Royale" movie was a James Blonde movie, not a James Bond movie so it doesn't count. I'm talking about Sean Connery and Roger Moore here.
 
Aug 11, 2007 at 1:07 AM Post #38 of 49
Solid Snake....but for the scope of this thread... It would be jack bauer. He stopped is own heart so he could kill someone with his teeth.
 
Aug 11, 2007 at 1:54 AM Post #39 of 49
Macgyver would win.
 
Aug 11, 2007 at 4:16 PM Post #40 of 49
Bourne FTW! he gets no help and still rocks..
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Aug 12, 2007 at 3:11 AM Post #41 of 49
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Originally Posted by Kuroyume /img/forum/go_quote.gif
another vote for bourne... if you can kill an armed assasin with nothng but a bic pen, you can kill anyone (except for The Chuck, of course)


what about john cusak's martin q. blank in grosse point blank? mebbe he'd do 'em both in in style, lol!
the hell with bauer - last season's 24 was terrible!

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Originally Posted by mbriant /img/forum/go_quote.gif
It would be a tie .... neither one seems capable of dying.


yeah, i loved it when they killed off jack, and then shocked him back to life. boy they liked to reach in that series!

btw, post #s 7, 10 (hilarious!), and 37 were great! (though #5 is probably the most on the money...)
 
Aug 12, 2007 at 3:18 AM Post #42 of 49
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Originally Posted by SR-71Panorama /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Jack would yell at the top of his lungs as usual, "I know your in here, theres no way out, your only making it harder on yourself, blah blah". Meanwhile Jason would quietly sneak behind him and flank him from the side, rendering him unconscious. Then he would say " How 'bout them apples?"


Lol. Then he'll do crazy linear algebra with magic marker on the nearest pane of glass.
 

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