[GlendaleViper]

Billy: "Daddy, what's an audiophile?"
Daddy: "It's a crazy person, son."
Billy: "Are they dangerous?"
Daddy: "Oh, heavens no!"
Billy: "But Grandpa always told me to stay away from hobos and crazies."
Daddy: "Ah, but an audiophile is a special kind of crazy person, son. All they do is get rid of piles of money, and then think about how they can obtain more money to get rid of."
Billy: "Sounds crazy to me alright. I can see how someone would find it impossible to live with an audiophile."
Daddy: "You've been talking to mommy again, haven't you Billy?"

 

[seagrasser]

That is truely funny!!!!

 

[SoundGoon]

Sounds like a conversation that I will one day inevitably have. "The talk" for audiphiles.