[SoundPon3]

Not sure if any threads like this have been made before but anyway....
post good audio related jokes here I guess
doesn't have to be strictly audiophile.

here, I'll start.
Beats

jk, how many audio guys does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none... It's the lighting guy's job

 

[wink]

Beats - the antithesis to sound reproduction.

 

[SoundPon3]

Well this thread didn't last long at all....
oh well

 

[wink]

That's because nobody heard of it.....

 

[DefQon]

What pants does Mario wear?

 

[wink]

Elepants?

 

[DefQon]

Denim denim denim. (You have to have played the game to know what I'm talking about). 

 

[Aerial Wave]

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Denim denim denim. (You have to have played the game to know what I'm talking about). 

lol this is a classic one. 
 
A friend sent me this joke a few months ago:
 
 
 

Audiophile 1: "Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness." 
Audiophile 2: "That's so sad, what did he have?" 
Audiophile 1: " Krell, Thiel, Theta, and Nordost."

 

[DefQon]

hahaha nice one.

 

[wink]

Did you hear the sad news that Willie Nelson was killed in an auto accident last week?
He was playing On The Road again........

 

[Spareribs]

Did ya hear about the fat headphone freak who was arrested for his weird private acts of audiophilia?

 

[SoundPon3]

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Did ya hear about the fat headphone freak who was arrested for his weird private acts of audiophilia?

Yah I totes herd that....
I wached a vidyo on it wile listinin' to sum rap with mah Beats
the fat guy said taht beats are crap....
what a retaad 

 

[DefQon]

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Yah I totes herd that....
I wached a vidyo on it wile listinin' to sum rap with mah Beats
the fat guy said taht beats are crap....
what a retaad 

You ok there?

 

[SoundPon3]

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You ok there?

Sad thing is, I've actually seen lots of comments like that. Heaps of them. And they meant it

 

[DutchGFX]

Why did the audiophile cow cross the road?


To listen to some muuuuu-sic