[Jason Stoddard]

Hey guys,
 
When I said we’d only announce one-and-only breakthrough products, I wasn’t kidding. Today, I’m pleased to announce the new Schiit Glo, the world’s only atomic-powered portable headphone amplifier!
 
Featuring a 1.5 x 10E6 year half-life (or 15 million years for those more math-challenged folks), the Glo will never need charging, ever!
 
But that’s not all. With its innovative zero-point-energy gain stage, Glo produces infinite power at unmeasurable noise and distortion. Further innovations include 100% asbestos PC boards, proprietary mercury-tungsten solder, and lightweight beryllium chassis.
 
To ensure safe usage, we have an array of accessories planned, such as lead gloves for adjusting volume control, lead-lined carrying case with space for your iPhone or Android phone, a dosimeter, Geiger counter, and an app for tracking your exposure.
 
Furthermore, this debuts an entirely new feature of Schiit Audio—the lifetime warranty. We’re fully confident that Glo will last longer than you will!
 
Read more at:
 
Product Link: http://schiit.com/cart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=0&products_id=17
 
FAQ Link: http://schiit.com/schiit-faq/about-glo
 
Press Release Link: http://schiit.com/news/4113-schiit-intros-glo-atomic-portable

All the best,
Jason 
 
 
 
 

 

 

[WNBC]

What's the output impedance 

?

 

[doco]

april fools!

 

[kova4a]

LOL I just saw the estimated shipping date. Also, by heat discoloration on re-entry do you mean that you drop them from space straight to our homes coz that sounds cool?

 

[-xX-Mew-Xx-]

49 pounds -.- Such a troll ahaha

 

[StevenTam]

PRELIMINARY INFORMATION: Estimated shipping date June 2213.

 

[M-13]

LOL

 

[kova4a]

Quote:

49 pounds -.- Such a troll ahaha

LOL I missed that. Then it's not for me - I don't think the pockets on my hazmat suit will be able to hold the GLO. I guess its main purpose is to be used in space, so gravity won't be an issue.  

 

[Romis]

Ha ha, this was a great joke!!!

 

[remilio]

That's not the world's first one, the world's first is in my house, dudes 

 

[kevin gilmore]

I've decided to get into the cable business.
 
I'm offering LOD cables made of pure depleted uranium to go with the new
schiit portable.  Priced per millimeter. May set off various alarms if you try
to take them thru security at the airport.

 

[SHAHZADA123]

Can it drive the HE-7

 

[HolyCheese]

Quote:

Can it drive the HE-7

They have a very different design. I don't like it but I guess you have to love it.

 

[Jaxblack11]

Aw man, I thought this was real for a second.

 

[Magihyren]

haha awesome April Fools.. but really.. when is the real one coming out..?