[Czilla9000]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...465605-0516106

Some of the reviews are funny.

Amazon Sales Rank: #426 in "Everything Else"


Gets 1.2 mpg.

 

[YamiTenshi]

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I guess amazon really does have everything.

 

[gshan]

lmao, reading the manufacturer's description of the vehicle and the user reviews

 

[hardbop]

Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.






"I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting."

"I had purchased the optional water hose crowd dispersal unit... little did I know how worthless it would prove to be."

"Then the police arrived and it seemed they were serious and before I knew it I was being hauled away to the local station. I was there almost 3 hours before the sargent came in and said (as fantastic as it sounds) they had found another Badonkadonk two rows over from the one I was arrested at which was nearly indistinguishable except for one small difference. He asked if I had done anything to mine after I got it and I said I had put a NFC (No Fat Chicks) sticker on it. That sticker saved my ass. I was released and taken back to the mall. Now I just want to sell it because the last thing I want is what everyone else has, if ya know what I mean. Hence the 2 stars..."

"Also the thing is very ugly looking as my 3 yr old refused to get into it and only after being bribed with candy she took a ride."

"I ordered the tank, 2 hours later(Now that is fast shipping-I give Amazon 5 ***** for the fast turnaround) 4 green uniformed men who claimed worked for Fed Ex came to my door"

"Downgraded this year to 4 stars because the existing lift package dosen't allow for military grade monster mudders (BOGUS!), and the factory installed satellite TV blocks all ****...what is this thing made by the Amish? The Scientologists? COME ON ABNER, GET A PAIR!"

 

[Edwood]

LOL, either someone jumped the gun on April 1st, or someone at NAO Designs is getting fired/quitting.

They have nothing but stylish lamps, and that tank. Hahah.

-Ed

 

[Czilla9000]

For times when stealth is needed:

 

[Czilla9000]

When you need a trusty steed:

 

[Gigabomber]

these amazon reviews can't be serious...

I'm not one to spam, but I have to send this to a few people with instruction to read all of the product reviews.

 

[1967cutlass]

So expensive

 

[Alexhifi]

This was featured on monster garage...he even rigged it to his drums to jet out flames every time he hit the drum. Totally silly.

-Alex

 

[Salt Peanuts]

They (NAO Design) also make a backpack-mounted pneumatic water cannon. Too bad it costs $645. It would be great in a water-gun fight.

 

[wakeride74]

Anyone else see a resemblance?

 

[bangraman]

You could buy a 'one reasonably careful non-aligned state owner' T-55 for that much. More street presence I'd say.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-55

 

[Stephonovich]

6HP seems rather... inadequate. 60HP I could see, but gas? What self respecting APC isn't running on diesel?

I wonder what sort of weapon systems they have available. It does say custom made. I want a Ma Deuce and Mk19.

 

[Stephonovich]

Argh... browser kept returning errors, claiming it hadn't posted. My apologies for the super double post. Mods, please delete extraneous posts.