[ken36]

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Originally Posted by flashnolan /img/forum/go_quote.gif Churchill woke up abruptly realizing that he had just had the strangest dream about earth exploding and people going supernova as he realized that it was probably caused by that funky salad he had earlier.

Of course, he had not had his tumbler of Scotch Whiskey yet.

 

[blessingx]

Oh dear readers, but I wish it was only a dream, because as Churchill foggily readjusted to his new "body and time," he recalled being told that seconds before the old Earth exploded and the phantom, yet strangely similar, new Earth was born, two amateur scientists named Jerry and Molly, initiated a secret plan - a modified version of some rogue Austro-Hungarian agents old failed second attempt of re-igniting their empire (and having something to do with a coded microfiche strip found in an Oscar) - of converting the personalities of the worlds great thinkers into nearly pure copper starting with a drunken Churchill and ending with a mysterious, odd chef called simply "Stan".

 

[ken36]

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Originally Posted by blessingx /img/forum/go_quote.gif Oh dear readers, but I wish it was only a dream, because as Churchill foggily readjusted to his new "body and time," he recalled being told that seconds before the old Earth exploded and the phantom, yet strangely similar, new Earth was born, two amateur scientists named Jerry and Molly, initiated a secret plan, a modified version of some rogue Austro-Hungarian agents old failed second attempt of re-igniting their empire (and having something to do with a coded microfiche strip found in an Oscar), of converting the personalities of the worlds great thinkers into nearly pure copper starting with a drunken Churchill and ending with mysterious, odd chef called simply "Stan".

The next day, Stan sold the Cable Network, his long "simmering" idea for his program which would eventually grow into "The Food Channel" and Stan gained lots of weight.

 

[tjohnusa]

And that led to the production of "Fit TV" which allowed Stan to regain his girlish figure.

 

[blessingx]

This mysterious Stan, even while making corporate deals, was still slightly confused by his recent copper transformation and at least a little naive to the ways of this new Earth, eyed a nearby kitchen wall and decided, while in his temporarily thin state, to hole himself up in the wall and wait to see what transpired next - the beginning of the end.

 

[Bootleg]

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Originally Posted by blessingx /img/forum/go_quote.gif This mysterious Stan, even while making corporate deals, was still slightly confused by his recent copper transformation and at least a little naive to the ways of this new Earth, eyed a nearby kitchen wall and decided, while in his temporarily thin state, to hole himself up in the wall and wait to see what transpired next - the beginning of the end.

Then, out of nowhere, Edgar Allen Poe arrived.

 

[Samgotit]

It’s a little known fact that Poe had a heated fetish for the extras toes of polydactyl cats found on the island of Key West (I once asked lmilhan to bring me back a polydactyl cat from a trip he took took to Key West, but he did not comply).

 

[Bootleg]

Poe then wandered around the house, looking for a spot of tea.

 

[ken36]

Stan's next venture came to him in a dream. Copper bottomed cookware. What a great idea. What a great country. A real profit center.

 

[NeObliviscaris]

But alas, it wasn't his dream, but moreso his alter ego, the chef that boiled inside him has now been longing to be exposed.

 

[XGJFilmsX]

he whipped up a batch of sennheiser pads cooked to an open flame with a side of pepper.

 

[Happy Camper]

Knowing that J. Edgar was coming over for the Sennheiser dinner, Stan slipped into some black fishnet stockings, a sharply pressed white chef's apron, purple fidora and thawed some of J's favorite dessert, Blonde Garaffe Key Lime pie.

 

[flashnolan]

Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer returned, (no one knows where they went while the world was blowing up and being replaced), proclaimed that the new cooking idea was the best idea since the native indians invented potato cannons, and declared that it be created into a movie called Raiders of the Lost AKG Relic.

 

[Bootleg]

...and the Grado fanboys got wind of this...

 

[F1GTR]

...so they temporarliy rallied together with the Senn Army, led by G.I. Joe Grado and Brig. General Orpheus, and decided to rid the world of the terrorist faction Ultrasonistas by using potato canons to blast the last mental trace of S-Logic from their craniums.