[VicAjax]

A man is dead in a telephone booth. What happened?

You may ask only yes or no questions.

Begin.

 

[Kirosia]

He died obviously

 

[VicAjax]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif He died obviously

yes. how?

 

[DanielCox]

It was a suicide booth, not a telephone booth.

 

[Kirosia]

He took his life by wrapping the telephone cord around his neck then smashing his head through the glass, right before I shot him in the face.

 

[ecclesand]

A serial killer who worked at the phone company sent a million volts thru the phone line and it cooked the man's brain.

What do I win?

 

[VicAjax]

noze. noze and noze.

 

[Kirosia]

Oh I get this, it's one of dem dere metaphysictheologicalistspiritual things. The man isn't dead in the phone booth, he is the phone booth. And since a phone boot can't be alive, then it can never be dead either. So... the universe!

 

[ecclesand]

The answer to the riddle is 43.

 

[skyline889]

Did he catch a fish?

 

[earthpeople]

Did another person kill him?

Did he die from natural causes?

 

[VicAjax]

Quote:

Originally Posted by skyline889 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Did he catch a fish?

Haha... Yes

 

[VicAjax]

Quote:

Originally Posted by squid+ /img/forum/go_quote.gif Did another person kill him? Did he die from natural causes?

No on both.

 

[Joelby]

LOL this thread is sweet.

Was the booth air tight?

Did he use up all the oxygen and asphyxiate himself?

 

[Kirosia]

He called his wife to ask her what to bring home for dinner, only to hear the voice of her secret teenage lover. Agonized by the revelation, the man proceeded to have a heart attack before shooting himself in the face.