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Dr. Thornton, Mrs. Lipinski is in your office. We’ve got her calmed down, and she says she’ll try to answer your questions.
Thank you Nurse Adams, I’ll be right there.
Hello Mrs. Lipinski, I’m Dr. Thornton. I’m afraid we’re going to have to perform a delicate operation on your husbands rectum.
Well yes mam, we could just grab the cord and give a hard yank, but we’re afraid this may cause some irreparable damage.
Well mam I understand, but those are Headphile HF1 woodies! It may damage the Blackmax cable or even the drivers themselves!
Mam, I need to ask you a few questions.
Yes mam, The officer explained how you inadvertently ran across the receipt of purchase stapled to the Headphile modification receipt hidden in your husbands desk drawer.
Mam, What I need to know is did you insert them headband first or earcups?
Oh my, That does complicate things.
Nurse Adams, We’re going to need that specialist after all!
Well mam, It’s an experimental procedure.
We think if we can get enough vibration, we might just save the Grados mam.
Well the procedure calls for amplification mam. Luckily we still have access to the ¼” phono jack!
Well yes mam, We can attempt it, but we’ve just got the GoVibe available mam.
The specialist is bringing a PPX3 Slam. That ought to give us the power we need!
Yes mam, I understand that you could have justified that kind of money if it were a pair of shoes or a new purse.
It’s going to be alright mam, We’ve got the best technology this country has to offer.
Nurse get me that Metalica album STAT!
Oh and mam, If you do buy those new shoes on the way home, what were they “Prada”, remember to hide the receipt somewhere safe! And mam, may I suggest no spike heels, just in case!
This is the outcome of a night of insomnia. I'm sure i'll regret this goofy story in the morning, but during sleep deprivation it seemed almost politicaly correct. I appologize in advance, I don't know what started this twisted idea in my head!
Thank you Nurse Adams, I’ll be right there.
Hello Mrs. Lipinski, I’m Dr. Thornton. I’m afraid we’re going to have to perform a delicate operation on your husbands rectum.
Well yes mam, we could just grab the cord and give a hard yank, but we’re afraid this may cause some irreparable damage.
Well mam I understand, but those are Headphile HF1 woodies! It may damage the Blackmax cable or even the drivers themselves!
Mam, I need to ask you a few questions.
Yes mam, The officer explained how you inadvertently ran across the receipt of purchase stapled to the Headphile modification receipt hidden in your husbands desk drawer.
Mam, What I need to know is did you insert them headband first or earcups?
Oh my, That does complicate things.
Nurse Adams, We’re going to need that specialist after all!
Well mam, It’s an experimental procedure.
We think if we can get enough vibration, we might just save the Grados mam.
Well the procedure calls for amplification mam. Luckily we still have access to the ¼” phono jack!
Well yes mam, We can attempt it, but we’ve just got the GoVibe available mam.
The specialist is bringing a PPX3 Slam. That ought to give us the power we need!
Yes mam, I understand that you could have justified that kind of money if it were a pair of shoes or a new purse.
It’s going to be alright mam, We’ve got the best technology this country has to offer.
Nurse get me that Metalica album STAT!
Oh and mam, If you do buy those new shoes on the way home, what were they “Prada”, remember to hide the receipt somewhere safe! And mam, may I suggest no spike heels, just in case!
This is the outcome of a night of insomnia. I'm sure i'll regret this goofy story in the morning, but during sleep deprivation it seemed almost politicaly correct. I appologize in advance, I don't know what started this twisted idea in my head!
