[Lazarus Short]

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Originally Posted by punkaroo /img/forum/go_quote.gif Everybody knows that bacon is God's food.

I really doubt it, especially after He told us not to eat it. BTW, the 101st way to use a strip of bacon is to use it to make your way through a crowd of Kosher or Halal keepers. Maybe they know something the rest of you don't? If this post violates forum rules, I apologize in advance...

 

[beerguy0]

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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif I really doubt it, especially after He told us not to eat it. BTW, the 101st way to use a strip of bacon is to use it to make your way through a crowd of Kosher or Halal keepers. Maybe they know something the rest of you don't? If this post violates forum rules, I apologize in advance...

Maybe He told you, but I never got that memo...

 

[mark2410]

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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif I really doubt it, especially after He told us not to eat it. BTW, the 101st way to use a strip of bacon is to use it to make your way through a crowd of Kosher or Halal keepers. Maybe they know something the rest of you don't? If this post violates forum rules, I apologize in advance...

no no bacon really is the food of the gods. its what turned a former vegetarian (and former lesbian) friend of mine away from hippydom. nothing really beats a bacon roll for breakfast

my fathers old boss also used to eat bacon every lunch, he was muslim so no daring to eat it at home in case his parents ever found out.


bacon is the best dead animal ever

 

[beerguy0]

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Originally Posted by mark2410 /img/forum/go_quote.gif no no bacon really is the food of the gods. its what turned a former vegetarian (and former lesbian) friend of mine away from hippydom. nothing really beats a bacon roll for breakfast my fathers old boss also used to eat bacon every lunch, he was muslim so no daring to eat it at home in case his parents ever found out. bacon is the best dead animal ever

It's been said that Bacon is the one meat all vegetarians/vegans miss.

 

[redshifter]

studies have show bacon is more addicting than heroin

 

[fenixdown110]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif studies have show bacon is more addicting than heroin

Substitute bacon for Head-fi.

 

[Graphicism]

Some more uses for bacon here, with such brilliances as the bacon lamp shade.

http://www.found****.com/tag/bacon/page/1/ (*s, h, i, t)

 

[fenixdown110]

So will the light bulb cook it over time?

So it's not just a lamp. It's an air freshener and a grill!