Growing up poor in Bucharpest, life often felt like this:
Then I got a wife and a job. Now I am like this:
So now I was flush with cash and had nothing to spend it on. Then I heard about the LCD-2. The more I kept reading, the more excited I got.

And then I ordered. And waited:
Then one day, a package came:
And I was like:
Then it was time for the unboxing:
Then came the listening. At first I was like:

Probably because of burn in or something. But after 30 seconds the beat dropped, and it was like:
It was kind of weird when it was just me, but when I showed it to my wife and friends we were all:
Needless to say, when I first heard about burn in I was like:
But now I firmly believe:
Then I started surfing the forums looking for more great gear:
My friends and I would rock out with our headphones every night:
Long after they had all gone home, I was still burning the midnight oil, listening to my jams:
It was like Wall Street during the coke years. I'd stay up all night and then go to work and put in my 60. I thought my performance hadn't slipped at all. But my bosses were like:

Then I went a step further and started getting all my audiophile packages at work:
My boss waited until a new one came and had it sent to his office. I had to go there to pick it up. When I came in, he was like:
After he fired me, I came home. My wife was not understanding, she dumped me:
I thought she was bluffing, so I gave her some time:
But she sent divorce papers over. Then I had to hire a lawyer. He talked a lot about how she wouldn't get a dime, so I was like:

I even sold the Audeze to pay for legal bills and as a result lost all my new friends. The little money the lawyer didn't take went to my ex, as she left court with the last of my cash she did a little dance on the ashes of our marriage:
Now I am poor and alone in Bucharpest again:
Screw you Audeze.

Then I got a wife and a job. Now I am like this:

So now I was flush with cash and had nothing to spend it on. Then I heard about the LCD-2. The more I kept reading, the more excited I got.

And then I ordered. And waited:

Then one day, a package came:

And I was like:

Then it was time for the unboxing:

Then came the listening. At first I was like:

Probably because of burn in or something. But after 30 seconds the beat dropped, and it was like:

It was kind of weird when it was just me, but when I showed it to my wife and friends we were all:

Needless to say, when I first heard about burn in I was like:

But now I firmly believe:

Then I started surfing the forums looking for more great gear:

My friends and I would rock out with our headphones every night:

Long after they had all gone home, I was still burning the midnight oil, listening to my jams:

It was like Wall Street during the coke years. I'd stay up all night and then go to work and put in my 60. I thought my performance hadn't slipped at all. But my bosses were like:

Then I went a step further and started getting all my audiophile packages at work:

My boss waited until a new one came and had it sent to his office. I had to go there to pick it up. When I came in, he was like:

After he fired me, I came home. My wife was not understanding, she dumped me:

I thought she was bluffing, so I gave her some time:

But she sent divorce papers over. Then I had to hire a lawyer. He talked a lot about how she wouldn't get a dime, so I was like:

I even sold the Audeze to pay for legal bills and as a result lost all my new friends. The little money the lawyer didn't take went to my ex, as she left court with the last of my cash she did a little dance on the ashes of our marriage:

Now I am poor and alone in Bucharpest again:

Screw you Audeze.