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I think you're thinking of semaphores. You should be using the Actor model like the kool kids.
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braille sounds a lot more insightful
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How would you use braille to code circles around those Node kids with their capricous callbacks? You'd have to cook up a mean concurrency story. Maybe communicate characters through channels and coroutines. And use plenty of closures and functional idioms, or how else will the Clojure kids take you seriously? But I'd bet they'll be too busy clobbling classpaths to pay you much heed.
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Trust the smart/stupid kids to muck things up......
All you need is ASCII code programmed straight into a Z80 chip in machine code.
All you need is ASCII code programmed straight into a Z80 chip in machine code.
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There are no emojis in ASCII, how am I to convey the full gamut of human emotions in my source comments?
This is what you need to do. You need to buy hard drives with specific bits pre-flipped due to manufacturing errors and/or tolerance issues. You need to set them up in a RAID configuration, so that these flipped bits constitute a well-formed program in APL that recursively constructs the Windows 98 operating system along with a modern network stack. Then you go install Perl 6 and get to work.
This is what you need to do. You need to buy hard drives with specific bits pre-flipped due to manufacturing errors and/or tolerance issues. You need to set them up in a RAID configuration, so that these flipped bits constitute a well-formed program in APL that recursively constructs the Windows 98 operating system along with a modern network stack. Then you go install Perl 6 and get to work.
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I'd rather eat fission chips........... 
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With Emacs, that's just a M-X Captain Crunch away. 
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As in Crunchy Granola......? ....... Sweet
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Ditto.......
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