First Up...Jason.....
Second Up....I have pieced all the Da-Vinci-Code tips and clues together from Jason's online books and deciphered what the new products will be:
* Dog Schiit: Jason/Mike have come up with the first dedicated amp/dac combo for your pets. Rated at a THS of <0.003% (Total Harmonic Snausages). {editors note: the amp will come with the Schiit 5 year warranty however said warranty is null and void if user piddles on amp while its plugged in).
* Schiit Sandwich: Custom knobs for all existing Schiit amps...which now go to 11. (bonus points for 'tap fans that remember the '**** sandwhich' review reference).
* Schiit For Shineola: mens dress shoes with bluetooth speakers in the heels
* Schiitnado: More of a promotional video than a product. Jason, Mike, Lisa, and the rest of the Schiit crew must help save the planet after a tornado hits their warehouse and carries huge quantities of Amps and DACs around LA killing people (primarily people whom willingly ran into the tornado for some sweet Schiit gear!).
* T.A.R.D.I.S: Totally Amazing Radical Daammmmn Its Schiitastic! (no product description here, just had to have some Doctor Who fun).
* Schiit First Ask Questions Later: a new state of the art amplifier and digital music library with built in voice recognition (think Siri)...however in this case the artificial intelligence has the voice of Mike...who will listen to your request and then pick a song he wants to hear instead.
* S.C.H.I.I.T: Something Cool, Hot, Interesting, Impressive Technically. (again..no product descript here, but i think the acronym works).
* Schiit Man: Again, not a product, but another promotional film (sponsored by Marvel films) where Jason is a mild mannered designer of cool gear during the day, and at night he puts on a unform and cape and joins the avengers fighting crime. (His superhero outfit bears the Schiit insignia.) His superpower is distracting the evil villains with shiny new awesome audio products long enough for the Avengers to throw a net over them. He's never failed.
Like Y'all I CANT WAIT! Been so looking forward to the new stuff that Jason's been teasing.
Peace .n. "Where words fail, music speaks" hans christian anderson.
3ToF....Schiit fan!