^ What a utterly weak and invalid defense.
^ Yeppp sounds about right cuz it's 100% legit. Here let me dramatize this horrible crime scene for everyone. Dat Pineapple is DANGEROUS and GUILTY!!!
... exhibit A: during the heat of the moment a mystery pointy object was grabbed and held by the defense as seen here.
... exhibit B: cross field and frequency analysis shows that the mystery object can NOT and i emphasis NOT be a durian for its extremely peaky curves can NOT be handled nor held in such a manner.
... exhibit C: ladies and gentlemen as evidenced here the victim is repeatedly struck with a top pointy object that is CLEARLY held by two hands which is impossible to do if it's a durian. All evidence points to the evil pineapple as the culprit of this heinous crime.
CASE CLOSED!!!
... banned and locked up for crime against humanity.