The Pineapple Hate Club (TPHC)!
Sep 17, 2013 at 11:17 PM Post #541 of 738
 Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. quotes. He was such a genius. He must have eaten lots and lots of cheese.

Is that why he died at the early age of 84?
 
How many more are you willing to take, dreaded cheese...
 
  Pineapples still rule over bovine protein blocks.

Cattle mammory mold.
 
Sep 19, 2013 at 2:06 AM Post #542 of 738
Pineapple is nasty, over filled with vitamin C and sugar, and can be used as a blunt weapon.
On the other hand, many other fruits can be served without so much hassle and taste just as good, if not better.
 
Shocking news: Man almost kills wife with pineapple!

 
Sep 19, 2013 at 2:24 AM Post #543 of 738
That's how effective it is....
 
Though it's too sensitive to finish off such a rough job. More or less a job for the durian bomb. If smells could kill...
 
And it's never good to have an overdose of vitamin Cheese...
  
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On the other hand, many other fruits can be served without so much hassle and taste just as good, if not better.

If you have no graphs to prove such outlandish statements, you must acquit.
 
Sep 19, 2013 at 3:00 AM Post #544 of 738
  That's how effective it is....
 
Though it's too sensitive to finish off such a rough job. More or less a job for the durian bomb. If smells could kill...
 
And it's never good to have an overdose of vitamin Cheese...
  
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If you have no graphs to prove such outlandish statements, you must acquit.

^ What a utterly weak and invalid defense.

 
 
  Pineapple is nasty, over filled with vitamin C and sugar, and can be used as a blunt weapon.
On the other hand, many other fruits can be served without so much hassle and taste just as good, if not better.
 
Shocking news: Almost kills with pineapple!!!


^ Yeppp sounds about right cuz it's 100% legit. Here let me dramatize this horrible crime scene for everyone. Dat Pineapple is DANGEROUS and GUILTY!!!
 
... exhibit A: during the heat of the moment a mystery pointy object was grabbed and held by the defense as seen here.
 
... exhibit B: cross field and frequency analysis shows that the mystery object can NOT and i emphasis NOT be a durian for its extremely peaky curves can NOT be handled nor held in such a manner.
 
... exhibit C: ladies and gentlemen as evidenced here the victim is repeatedly struck with a top pointy object that is CLEARLY held by two hands which is impossible to do if it's a durian. All evidence points to the evil pineapple as the culprit of this heinous crime.
 
CASE CLOSED!!!
 
... banned and locked up for crime against humanity.
 

 
Sep 19, 2013 at 3:13 AM Post #545 of 738
IF only they had been trained properly.
 

 
 
 
 
 
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  ^ What a utterly weak and invalid defense.

 
 
^ Yeppp sounds about right cuz it's 100% legit. Here let me dramatize this horrible crime scene for everyone. Dat Pineapple is DANGEROUS and GUILTY!!!
 
... exhibit A: during the heat of the moment a mystery pointy object was grabbed and held by the defense as seen here.
 
... exhibit B: cross field and frequency analysis shows that the mystery object can NOT and i emphasis NOT be a durian for its extremely peaky curves can NOT be handled nor held in such a manner.
 
... exhibit C: ladies and gentlemen as evidenced here the victim is repeatedly struck with a top pointy object that is CLEARLY held by two hands which is impossible to do if it's a durian. All evidence points to the evil pineapple as the culprit of this heinous crime.
 
CASE CLOSED!!!
 
... banned and locked up for crime against humanity.
 

 
Sep 19, 2013 at 3:26 AM Post #546 of 738
 
IF only they had been trained properly.

^ The hell did i just watched.
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Figures Canadians and their nonsensical sick love for the pineapple is indeed mental.
 
Sep 20, 2013 at 11:17 AM Post #551 of 738
Pineapples are heaven - cheese is crud,
Eat the exotic and ditch the dud.
Pineapples are fresh - cheese is old,
Pineapple is fruit and cheese is mold.
Eat the natural food - take it as read,
Pineapples are gold and cheese is lead.

 
Sep 20, 2013 at 11:51 AM Post #552 of 738
Sep 20, 2013 at 2:20 PM Post #554 of 738
  Satin's great. Wish they had more earpads made with the stuff...
 
Smooth like a cat's bottom, unlike a durian's bottom.

 
there's just something about the rear of a cat huh TwinQY
 

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