You lock yourself in the bathroom and secretly post on Head-fi
[size=xx-small]The Conversation
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FEXGF: Who are you chatting with?
Me: I'm not chatting, I'm posting on head-fi.
FEXGF: Is that that online group of geeks?
Me: No, they are not geeks, they are normal people.
FEXGF: You're a geek.
Me: Ok, I'm a geek; may I continue posting please?
FEXGF: You see, you're so busy with that computer of yours that you're going to miss another opportunity to have sex.
Me: It's ok to have sex now?
FEXGF: Oh forget it, you missed your chance.
Me: Ok, but how do I know when the sex is on again?
FEXGF: I shouldn't have to tell you. You should know automatically.
Me: Ok, I'll know automatically the next time. I promise.
FEXGF: You lie.
Me: Let me just finish this one post and we'll go upstairs, ok?
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FEXGF: What are you doing in there; you're in there for a half hour.
Me: I just got in here.
FEXGF: You know we only have one bathroom; that's very inconsiderate.
Me: But I'm the only one that cleans it.
FEXGF: Well, just hurry up, I have to go.
Me: It's taking longer than I thought and I'm just reading some posts. I'll be quick.
FEXGF: You're never quick. You'd think you have an online girlfriend.
Me: I don't - I have you.
FEXGF: The cat wants to come in - he's scratching the door let him in.
Me: If I let him in, are you going to try to come in too?
FEXGF: No, you have 5 more minutes. Let the cat in. The door is getting all scratched.
Me: Ok.
FEXGF: I don't hear anything in there.
Me: We're just finishing up.
FEXGF: What is the cat doing?
Me: He's also posting on head-fi.
FEXGF: You wish. Wouldn't that be convenient. He can take over for you when you travel.
Me: Good idea. I think I like that; It'll get my post count up.
FEXGF: Your what?
Me: Uh nothing. Ok, I'm finishing up let me let the cat out.
FEXGF: Hey he's all wet - what did you do to him?
Me: Nothing, he likes the sink, so I turned the water on.
FEXGF: Ewwww now go dry him off.
Me: Ok, let me just put the laptop down.
FEXGF: Gimme that. I want to see what you're talking about.
Me: Ok.
FEXGF: This is weird. What kind of parents put headphones on their kids?
Me: Intelligent ones. Kids like good music.
FEXGF: No they don't; they just can't complain. You people are just weird.
Me: I know, but I like weird people.
FEXGF: Are you calling me weird?
Me: Ok, you're right. We are all weird. It's a conspiracy. We're all talking about you. Now that that's out in the open can we go to bed?
FEXGF: Yes, but don't bring the cat upstairs. He's wet.
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