Introducing... the Audiofile Light Bulb!
Mar 8, 2015 at 11:16 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 6

ruthieandjohn

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Research has shown(1) that there is one factor that determines our enjoyment in listening to music that outweighs all others - more powerful than custom vs. stock cables, tubes vs. solid state amps, FLAC vs. MPG coding, open vs. closed cups, even cheap vs. expensive headphones.
 
That factor is....  concentration! 
 
And what upsets our concentration more than nearly anything else?  Visual distractions!
 
Think back on those times when you have sat comfortably in the dark, focusing every mite of your being upon what you are hearing.  Isn't it then that your most memorable moments in listening arise?
 
Now think of how your listening usually is... you are looking at something completely unrelated, whether it is the newspaper, a person you are talking to, or the dog demolishing the chair cushion on the floor.
 
But now, we hereby introduce the solution to this problem...
 
The Audiofile Lightbulb!
 
Unlike old light bulbs, which light up when turned on, the Audiofile Lightbulb remains dark when turned on, protecting your concentration and preserving that one-ness with the music that your listening provides.
 
Hard to believe?  Of course, so we provide photographic proof that compares the Audiofile Lightbulb to the traditional design:
 


SEE????
 
To build the Audiofile Light Bulb, we carefully select the best of the Traditional Light Bulb and age it for years in our Laboratory.  Eventually, it reaches the State of Audiofile.   We have found that unlike the Traditional Light Bulb, the Audiofile Light Bulb will never burn out, thereby protecting your investment.
 
Please be prepared to shell out mightily for this, the next threshold in Audiophile Technology.  Its price point is consistent with its influence upon our listening, greater than that of custom cables, tube amps, FLAC files, open cups, and even expensive headphones.  But so is its effect upon our listening.
 
Be sure to purchase one for each of the light fixtures within sight of your listening station!
 
 
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(1) Market babble for "kayandjohn thinks"
 
Mar 8, 2015 at 11:21 AM Post #2 of 6
I just close my eyes. Works every time.
 
Mar 8, 2015 at 1:15 PM Post #3 of 6
  I just close my eyes.



WAHHHHHHH!
 
In just five little words, you have DEMOLISHED my entire business model!  Now I am going to have to WORK for money for my headphones!
 
Mar 8, 2015 at 8:57 PM Post #4 of 6
Did you know? The sound produced by a standard light bulb in your listening room can be 50 times as loud as the noise floor of 24 bit audio files! How can you possibly appreciate the new HDTracks remaster of Death Magnetic when your dynamic range is so crippled?
 
Treat your ears to true purity of sound with the Audiophile Lightbulb! The patent-pending design of these bulbs gives off absolutely no noise! Listen in awe at the new resolution your music is afforded. Hear voices you've never heard before in the background of Dark Side of the Moon, some of which may even be on the recording! The difference is like night and day!
 
Yours today for 3 easy payments of $999.99 (plus processing & handling & lawyer fees). Firstborn sons not accepted as legal tender.
 
Mar 8, 2015 at 10:05 PM Post #5 of 6
Did you know? The sound produced by a standard light bulb in your listening room can be 50 times as loud as the noise floor of 24 bit audio files! How can you possibly appreciate the new HDTracks remaster of Death Magnetic when your dynamic range is so crippled?

Treat your ears to true purity of sound with the Audiophile Lightbulb! The patent-pending design of these bulbs gives off absolutely no noise! Listen in awe at the new resolution your music is afforded. Hear voices you've never heard before in the background of Dark Side of the Moon, some of which may even be on the recording! The difference is like night and day!

Yours today for 3 easy payments of $999.99 (plus processing & handling & lawyer fees). Firstborn sons not accepted as legal tender.

Can I hire you? I'll split the profits evenly three ways with you, me, and Mr Rick to keep his mouth shut and not tell others to just close their eyes instead!
 

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