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Sep 26, 2013 at 12:17 PM Post #616 of 1,450
mython said:
  Strewth, if she's too stupid to know something as simple as what finger a wedding ring goes on, then it's a wonder she can navigate through life! LOL!
 
Shame the date with her mate didn't work out, but there are plenty more fish in the sea
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chris j said:
   
Yes, there are plenty more sea in the fish!
 
Hmmmm........I don't think that came out the way I meant it to............
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Mermaids smell fishy one might imagine , but if you can get past their aroma I would imagine the relationship part should go swimmingly , other than the normal ups & downs or otherwise daily waves to be expected . Perhaps taking up a hobby together, such as, oh I don't really know maybe, say , fishing ~ 
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- Cue it ...
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 12:58 PM Post #619 of 1,450
Youtube has strange answers for "dating a mermaid"...
 

 
Amusingly, by a guy with the same name as Mr Speakers... 
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 2:17 PM Post #621 of 1,450

 
Asop's, Toons nor Fairy Tales ain't serving us well and in fact only sets y'all up for
the big fail (though, Rodger don't deserve the red hot dame gold digger) , cause they'll break ya heart .
 

 
Sep 26, 2013 at 6:05 PM Post #623 of 1,450
hi-finthen said:
Cue , "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" soundtrack ... lol 

Seriously though - Best of luck with diagnosis and treatment Panther, as well to you, Arin !
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Thanks!!!
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 8:31 PM Post #624 of 1,450
Asked a girl out for a date to a movie and when I went to pick her up she had her much younger sister in tow. 
 
The really low blow was that they expected me to pay for admission, drinks, and popcorn.
 
Oh and the younger sister sat between us.  Never saw that girl again.
 
Date rating 2/10 the girl was good looking. 
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 8:32 PM Post #625 of 1,450
rumay408 said:
  Asked a girl out for a date to a movie and when I went to pick her up she had her much younger sister in tow. 
 
The really low blow was that they expected me to pay for admission, drinks, and popcorn.
 
Oh and the younger sister sat between us.  Never saw that girl again.
 
Date rating 2/10 the girl was good looking. 
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LOOL. Sorry, pretty funny to me:p
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 9:35 PM Post #626 of 1,450
rumay408 said:
  Asked a girl out for a date to a movie and when I went to pick her up she had her much younger sister in tow. 
 
The really low blow was that they expected me to pay for admission, drinks, and popcorn.
 
Oh and the younger sister sat between us.  Never saw that girl again.
 
Date rating 2/10 the girl was good looking. 
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I get the sense that that an over-protective father might have been to blame for that one, rather than your date trying to mess you around.
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 10:04 PM Post #627 of 1,450
hi-finthen said:
   
Cue , "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" soundtrack ... lol 
 
Seriously though - Best of luck with diagnosis and treatment Panther, as well to you, Arin !
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thanks dude, but Imma go through this the old fashioned way.... by facing myself and learning the answers. Otherwise I don't really have the means to worry my whole family (these damn persians and their in ability to keep to their own damn business) by going through therapy that'll probably lead me to more problems.
 
Sep 26, 2013 at 11:00 PM Post #629 of 1,450
rumay408 said:
   
There was a time in my life when i actually felt used. 
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"And I keep on telling you
Please don't do the things you do
When you do those things
Pull my puppet strings
I've the strangest void for you"
 
 
 
 
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no_one411 said:
  Not sure whether this is off-topic or not...but sometimes, this Wongfu sketch is really how I feel sometimes. 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1L9-YALU6s
 
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"The song is about unfulfilled attractions, saying that these are normal and commonplace ("We want everyone - no one is to blame"). It uses a number of metaphors, such as "You can look at the menu, but you just can't eat" and "It's the last piece of the puzzle, but you just can't make it fit," to describe the frustration of experiencing attraction but being unable to act on it, for whatever reason. On a deeper level it describes the pain of all unfulfilled desires and dreams inherent in the human condition."
 
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Sep 27, 2013 at 12:24 AM Post #630 of 1,450
rumay408 said:
  Asked a girl out for a date to a movie and when I went to pick her up she had her much younger sister in tow. 
 
The really low blow was that they expected me to pay for admission, drinks, and popcorn.
 
Oh and the younger sister sat between us.  Never saw that girl again.
 
Date rating 2/10 the girl was good looking. 
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I had that happen once except it was her little brother. She was very obviously using him as a buffer. Meh. She wasn't even that good looking. Much abuse of the "myspace angle" in her online profile pics, and blurring, and photoshop...
 
edit: though she wasn't bad looking, just that her pictures were very misrepresentative
 
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