Music Alchemist
Pokémon trainer of headphones
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I shall name my pet Shure next time
I'll just name my son Grado and my daughter Koss. My dog will be named FiiO, my gold fish is Beyrodynamic, my turtle is LessLoss and my car's license plate will say SCHIIT.
FiiO... FiidO.
Alright, guys...I'm jumping on the bandwagon.
I'm gonna get a pet owl and name 'im Orpheus!
The mice he is to dine on shall be named Sennheiser XXX, after all the "inferior" models.
I will name exotic snakes after audiophile cables (like Siltech, Odin, and Absolute Dream), but they will not be allowed to consume the premium Sennheiser mice. They will have to settle with a placebo diet.
The dogs will, naturally, be called Mad Dog and Alpha Dog. (If I ever get a robot dog, it will be Alpha Prime.)
My parrot will be named Qualia, so he can say "Qualia want a cracker!"
My racing horse will be known as Momentum, my hummingbird as Colorfly, my swordfish as Muramasa, my koala as Stillpoints, and my scorpion as V-MODA, due to how he's built like a tank.
My gorilla and pygmy marmoset will be Astell and Kern, and my turtle and granddaddy longlegs will be Bowser and Stiltzkin.
The farm animals will be collectively referred to as STAX, except the cat named Axent.
I guess I'll get a duck too and call him Float.
And if any of the pets misbehave, they will be thrown into the Abyss. ٩(^‿^)۶