Armaegis every part of that post is pure genius! Only thing that could have topped it off was mentioning the alternately solid and liquid cornstarch and water thing... but people don't try that, stick to the gelatin experiment.
Don't think you'd be able to wear gels for long periods in the summertime though would you?
Saw the Comply post earlier did you figure out if they are actually available now? Their site gets awkward at times. I'd be down with some of those , could even deal with the blue if they are worthy.