[jasonhanjk]

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes"
Mark Twain

 

[MD1032]

I love those "deep thoughts". They are absolutely hilarious.

As for your yearbook, I'd come up with something witty yourself.

 

[pne]

here was mine:

In highschool there were two main focuses, the work and the chicks. Luckily the chicks were easy.

 

[D-EJ915]

I always have to pimp myself: "SUCH A BLATANT AND OBVIOUS TYPO SHOULD BE SHUNNED!"
“unbeknownst to our country's populace, there are pants which are TOO tight…it seems that the grandeur of buying tight pants eludes their sense of whether something looks correct or not”
“they should go back to whence they came”

(from gaiaonline) Marie Von Helson
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like without money... And then I wake up and feel relieved that it was just a nightmare.

<spankmonkey> the more kids you have the better the chance is one will not die from licking electrical outlets

one of the best ever:
"I've never even heard of this building before..."
-UMBC tour guide

"the somewhat older, multicolored, lumpy, tiny, 2-wheel-drive foreign pick-up that belches smoke. A little something about that vehicle, though: it’s absolutely amazing! When I get inside it to go to the store, I am all depressed. But when I arrive at the store, I’m so freaking loopy from inhaling the fumes, I forget why I went there in the first place."

If your feces smelled like apple pie, you'd have some pretty nasty stomach diseases.
-twifosp

"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend D-EJ915."
"Wait Till We Get Our Spongebob Squarepants On You."

yeah...