Headphone nicknames

[Supertoaster]

Do you have a nickname for your headphones you like to call them? Post it here! And why?
 
I call my Panasonic RP-HTF600-S 'Baby M50's' since it has a similarish sound signature and they look a lot alike.
 
Superlux HD681 I call "The 668b on crack" since it sounds like a thinner, more aggressive and slightly harsh 668b"

 

[MalVeauX]

Heya,
 
I call my Hifiman HE500's "Ache Ee Five Hundreds."
I call my Denon D5000's "Dee Five Thousands."
I call my Beyer DT770's "Dee Tee Seven Seventies."

So on, and so forth.
 
Very best,

 

[machoboy]

When I think of nicknames I think stuff like Spanky or Dodo or ol' Wilma.
 
"The 668B on crack" just doesn't roll off of my tongue. Can you change them to Spanky?

 

[Parall3l]

The Skullcrusher - AKG K701, Q701, K702

Not mine own idea, but that's what it is known as on 4chan.

Also, Beetz by Dr Pepper.

 

[Supertoaster]

Beets by Dwight? I will call the 681 Ike. I like ike.