Dumb things!!

[daycart1]

A friend was dared me to put Dave's insane hot sauce on my pizza. No problemo--I like it hot. After eating the pizza, I went to the mens' room and came back to gloat.

Uh oh, I somehow got some sauce residue on my **** in the mens' room. I managed not to let on, but I was VERY uncomfortable for about an hour.

 

[eyeteeth]

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Originally Posted by daycart1 Uh oh, I somehow got some sauce residue on my **** in the mens' room. I managed not to let on, but I was VERY uncomfortable for about an hour.

Not only brainy but a red hot stud as well!

Edit: yes my L & H avatar does summarize others' usual reaction to my jokes.

 

[roadtonowhere08]

Okay, here is the best I can come up with for now as I am sure there are others.

I always love to act goofy in front of my family just for yucks. Most of the time I just end up making myself laugh, but I try. This time, while my family was watching TV, I thought it would be funny to slide down the carpeted stairs on my stomach while yelling, "Weeeee!!!". I went as fast as I could. Unfortunately, my shirt somehow rolled up, and I ended up getting the nastiest rug burn on my stomach and chest. They just laughed at me. It was fun... except for the rug burn.

The best part? This was not when I was seven or so, it was about two months ago!

 

[Elec]

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Originally Posted by daycart1 A friend was dared me to put Dave's insane hot sauce on my pizza. No problemo--I like it hot. After eating the pizza, I went to the mens' room and came back to gloat. Uh oh, I somehow got some sauce residue on my **** in the mens' room. I managed not to let on, but I was VERY uncomfortable for about an hour.

Yikes! In the midwest, a common summer job is detasseling corn. I went to college in New Mexico, and the equivalent there is peeling chile peppers. I had a few friends who had done said job, and they all told me that the first rule of peeling chiles is that you have to change your habits slightly and always wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom

When I was in junior high school (probably 7th or 8th grade), I remember playing floor hockey and that I got roped into being goalie one day. As I was standing there, a guy from the other team got the ball on a breakaway, so I hunkered down to try to block his shot. There was nobody anywhere near him, so no hope a defender would steal the ball or anything like that. Anyway, he was coming at almost a full sprint and got to about 6 feet from the crease and...stepped on the blade of his stick. That stopped him dead in his tracks. Mainly because stepping on the blade popped the handle of the stick out of his hands and right up into his...yeah. Lifted him slightly off the ground because of his momentum, and he fell over basically right in front of me. That was a fun thing to explain my non-involvement in, since he was left quite speechless, and hardly anyone else got a good look at what had happened. The gym teacher figured it out and had the poor guy helped off to the nurse. Being junior high, there were some funny stories which went around that day about bruising and swelling. Probably not rumors either, after seeing what went down

Lest you think I'm heartless for laughing, the guy ended up just fine, and it was probably about the worst/funniest thing you could possibly do to yourself playing gym class floor hockey.

 

[roadtonowhere08]

Dude, you are making "me" hurt just reading that

 

[strohmie]

Oh, I've got another...and this was from a few years back. This girl I had a crush on and I went out on a boat trip one afternoon back in Maryland. So we're goofing around up near the front of the boat while her parents are at the helm. So we're lying down with a small step in front of us, which we're looking over and checking out the scenery in front of us. Somehow I get the brilliant idea that I'd pretend to be piloting a motorcycle after we took a couple sharp turns for no apparent reason.

So I get good and low against this plastic step, survive through two turns...then *BAM* we hit a big wave and my forehead slams right against the step. I literally flipped over backward, from that lying-down position, with no effort necessary on my part. Didn't cut the skin, but I had a 1/2 inch bump on my forehead for two weeks.

Redefines the word emasculating.

 

[m0nKeY bUsiNeSs]

My freshman year of college i locked myself out while moving into the dorms as i didn't realize my dorm door would automatically lock behind me.
My sophmore year while moving in I was like, there's no way im going to do that again and so i put my key in my pocket. Well it turned out there was a hole in my pocket and once again i locked myself out. It was quite embarsing considering i was the first person im my building to lock themselves out of their room, both years.