Lol! Humorous review, and I agree the stock op-amp is meh, warranty is crappy and the EQ is trash (I have to lower everything to avoid distortion - no software levelling if I boost one frequency). I used other op-amps like the Muses02 and Burson v5i-D and sounds quite alright (like a $300 DAP maybe). Not for those who want to buy it, enjoy out of the box and forget about everything.