Wish granted, but it always shrinks your clothes, little by little, until they cease to exist, succumbing to the void.   I wish chocolate and candy were healthy for me.

Wish granted. But you have the power of the son in the palm of your hands. You never played catch with him. You are powerless.   I wish my roommate would stop sleeptalking

Wish granted, but you lose every competition, prompting people to call you "That One Pro-Mini-Eater Loser." You never get invited to birthday parties because of the shame.   I wish Starbucks made Butterscotch-Honey themed drinks. Save the bees

Wish granted. But all your time is spent reading books. The burden of knowledge becomes too much. Your marriage is in shambles.   I wish I could wink.

Wish granted, but every so often you'll see your reflection in those perfect, secure, aluminum containers, and be reminded of what you are.   I wish the Illuminati would just open up to us and say what they're feeling.

Wish granted, but every time you replace the batteries, you mess up putting them in the positive and negative direction, just once.   I wish frogs sounded like tasmanian devils instead of frogs

Wish granted, but one day you wake up with the cold, desolate realization that tomato-flavored mouthwash is disgusting, oh god, why did you ever wish for such a thing, you haven't seen your family in ten years   I wish when I sneezed a honeybee was born somewhere in the world.

Wish granted, but the shows feature a constant, escalating laugh track after every sentence, until you can't hear anything but echoing laughter.   I wish my cat could read my thoughts so he know how much I love him.

Wish granted but the two better jugglers recognize your growing talent and have made it their unyielding mission to thwart your juggling escapades   I wish I could always cook the perfect amount of pasta for however many people are eating with me.

  Wish granted, but they're all in appalling neon colors with "Juicy Boi" written on the rear.   I wish my food and drinks never burn my tongue when I consume them

Thanks my man! Don't be shy, there's a great Gym inside all of us!

Hey sweet bois, what is up in here?   My Pokemon Gym type would be Poison Types son! They're the cutest of all the types and purple is rad so... My team would consist of:  1) an adorable blobby Muk 2) a precious Seviper 3) a sweet Haunter  4) a perfect baby Toxicroak   The trainers...

This glorious dog is Georgette from Disney's Oliver and Company. The movie itself is pretty average, but Georgette sings "Perfect Isn't Easy." Over the course of this song she wakes up, struts around, makes exaggerated noises, and kills like 4 birds, so needless to say she is my role model and...

Nice! I'm romancing Vetra on the first playthrough, and she is so lovely goodness. She has such a unique perspective, and is very different from Garrus, which I appreciate (I love Garrus, but I'm glad they made the turians different from each other haha).  Next time I might romance Jaal, the...

Lethal League- 9.5/10   My dudes. My dudes. Please play Lethal League. It's the perfect game to play with a group of four people. It's like Super Smash Bros meets dodgeball on speed. Everything about this game is designed to get you pumped: the fast-paced gameplay, the sick beats, the rad...

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Yoooooo my dudes! My friend and I have been playing Mass Effect Andromeda for like two days straight and it's great!   It definitely has animation bugs and everything, but I'm honestly not a big nit-picker, and these glitches somewhat add to the charm in my opinion!   I'm totally down to...

Hello everyone!   I'm Claire, and I love video games very, very much!   I'm looking for audio equipment used for streaming or podcasting, as well as any sort of headphones to upgrade my own personal auditory experience!   Excited to be here and see more of this community <3