Leon Dota
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First off, here's the IndieGoGo to the AfterMaster Pro.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/aftermaster-pro-make-your-audio-sound-incredible#/
Upon seeing the page and watching the video regarding it, about 20,000 red flags went off in my head and I went spiraling in a chain of 'what the f's loud enough to wake my neighbors. This thing is a load of USDA certified bullsh*t.
The first telltale sign is the total saturation of buzzwords and 'expert' touting. They claim over and over that it simply fixes audio and absolutely no where does it explain why or how it achieves this miracle feat. They endless spout how the team behind it is full of experts who all worked on -extremely popular- albums (slightly true, but also irrelevant).
The second red flag is in the video discussing the product. It showcases 'original' audio, and then the 'superb' audio, as 'fixed' by the AfterMaster. There's absolutely no way of telling what the audio files are that they are using. The 'originals' could very well be something like 120kbps and hyper-compressed. If you have a crapty audio file, news flash, it sounds like crap.
One of the biggest warning signs is closer to the bottom of the IndieGoGo page, where it shows the soundwaves of audio 'improved' by AfterMaster.
So literally, all it does is increase volume. It's a god damn amplifier.
On top of this, my guess is that it also cuts out a lot of the mids and ups the bass and treble; a very V shaped signature, pleasing to the general public's ears. The Meme Frequences, we could call them.
Of course, the absolute worst and scariest part of all this is how much money it's making. I'm no idiot, and I know that businessmen know how to market these sorts of things and that people generally flock to buzzwords like flies on crap, but come on. Come ON. This is just next-level amounts of lazy tech being sold at a ludicrous price.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/aftermaster-pro-make-your-audio-sound-incredible#/
Upon seeing the page and watching the video regarding it, about 20,000 red flags went off in my head and I went spiraling in a chain of 'what the f's loud enough to wake my neighbors. This thing is a load of USDA certified bullsh*t.
The first telltale sign is the total saturation of buzzwords and 'expert' touting. They claim over and over that it simply fixes audio and absolutely no where does it explain why or how it achieves this miracle feat. They endless spout how the team behind it is full of experts who all worked on -extremely popular- albums (slightly true, but also irrelevant).
The second red flag is in the video discussing the product. It showcases 'original' audio, and then the 'superb' audio, as 'fixed' by the AfterMaster. There's absolutely no way of telling what the audio files are that they are using. The 'originals' could very well be something like 120kbps and hyper-compressed. If you have a crapty audio file, news flash, it sounds like crap.
One of the biggest warning signs is closer to the bottom of the IndieGoGo page, where it shows the soundwaves of audio 'improved' by AfterMaster.
So literally, all it does is increase volume. It's a god damn amplifier.
On top of this, my guess is that it also cuts out a lot of the mids and ups the bass and treble; a very V shaped signature, pleasing to the general public's ears. The Meme Frequences, we could call them.
Of course, the absolute worst and scariest part of all this is how much money it's making. I'm no idiot, and I know that businessmen know how to market these sorts of things and that people generally flock to buzzwords like flies on crap, but come on. Come ON. This is just next-level amounts of lazy tech being sold at a ludicrous price.