Only Morrissey/the smiths can write lyrics like he does/They do....big mouth strikes again hss probably my favourite opening lines to any song "sweetness ...sweetness i was only joking when I said i like to smash every tooth in your head oh oh oh oh sweetness... sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be blugeoned in your bed .
Pure genius no one else could put that in a song.
Lol lol..
A couple of favourite ridiculous Morrissey lyrics of mine:
(describing an assault): "he broke my spleen, he broke my knee and then he really laid into me" (as if the spleen and knee weren't horrific enough, haha)
(describing tragically landing 'balls-first' on the crossbar of a bicycle during a crash): "and the pain was enough to make a shy born-buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder"