[krmathis]

 

[mrarroyo]

Happy B-Day!

 

[ken36]

[size=x-large]Happy Birthday my friend, have a great one.[/size]

 

[ingwe]

oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!

hbd!
Code:

[left]gad->uncurlsFromFetalPositionCalmsDownBlowsoutCandlesEatsCake();[/left]

 

[GAD]

Uh... today's not my birthday!

My birthday was almost a month ago. Thanks though!

GAD

 

[GAD]

Wait.... maybe I should show this to my wife and get more gifts!

GAD

 

[milkpowder]

Happy Birthday! (a month ago

)

 

[Quaddy]

wow - happy birthday, mmm that cake looks good though!

 

[Mrvile]

Happy birthday!!

 

[krmathis]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAD /img/forum/go_quote.gif Uh... today's not my birthday! My birthday was almost a month ago. Thanks though! GAD

Oooops!

Then I must have clicked totally wrong date in the calender above. Cause I am 100% sure your name did show up in the list.

Anyway, I hope you like cake...

 

[GAD]

Hey! Wait a minute. You got me all excited for nuthin'!

Now I'm sad...

GAD

 

[Mrvile]

Haha that just shows how pathetically automatic the birthday leechers are

 

[GAD]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ingwe /img/forum/go_quote.gif oh boy oh boy oh boy!!! hbd! Code: [left]gad->uncurlsFromFetalPositionCalmsDownBlowsoutCandlesEatsCake();[/left]

Hey! How did I miss this!

I wonder how many people get it.

GAD

 

[ingwe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAD /img/forum/go_quote.gif Hey! How did I miss this! I wonder how many people get it. GAD

LOL! True. I'll refactor it slightly...

Code:

[left]gad->onBirthday(uncurlsFromFetalPositionCalmsDownBlowsoutCandlesEatsCake());[/left]

Here's part of the original deliverable...
Code:

[left]void gadHeadFiBinge() { bool flag = false; while ( flag == true && gadIsBroke() == true) { switch (howTheHeckCanGadGetMoreMoney()) { case LOTTERY: if (foundOneDollarUnderCouch() == false) { flag = YOU_CANNOT_PLAY_THE_LOTTERY_IF_YOU_ARE_BROKE_YOU_DUMMY; } else { flag = playLottery() ? GAD_LOST : ROBBED_AFTER_REDEEMING_WINNING_TICKET; } break; case BORROW: if (borrowMoney() == NO_ONE_WILL_LOAN_GAD_ONE_RED_CENT) { flag = curlUpInFetalPosition(THUMB_SUCK|WIMPER|CONVULSIONS); } else { flag = hmmmPreciousMoney(GOLLUM_SOUNDS); // oh, what the hell... curlUpInFetalPosition(THUMB_SUCK|WIMPER|CONVULSIONS); } break; case CRIME: if ( canGadDoTheTime() == ARE_YOU_FRAKING_KIDDING_ME) { flag = trashApartment(LEAVE_RSA_STUFF_ALONE_THOUGH); } else { if (reconsider() == BUT_RAY_JUST_RELEASED_A_NEW_AMP_FORCRISSAKES) { robSomeone(GUN | KNIFE | BAD_BREATH); flag = getCaught(GO_TO_JAIL); } } break; default: // couldn't think of a good one... } } if (rentIsDue() == true) { blowItOff(RENT_PAYMENT); planOnLivingInACardboardBox(); setTubeGearToHeatUpCardboardBoxAfterTheEviction(longExtentionCord); } if (gadIsHungry() == true) { eatGarbage(); } if (girlFriendExists == true) { girlFriendExists = false; } while (gadIsBroke() == false) { buyStuff(START_HEAD-FI_THREAD); waitForStuff(POST_HEAD-FI_THREAD); receiveStuff(POST_HEAD-FI_THREAD); } }[/left]

 

[hembergler]

Hahahaha, I love it Ingwe. Happy one-month-late birthday, Gad!