[Patrick82]

I have two eggs in the fridge which are approaching the expiration date, but I cannot consume these since I turned vegan. Unless I'm mistaken, eggs are chicken babies correct? What will happen after the expiration date? Will a baby chicken be born? Instead of throwing these eggs away, could I wait until they are born and put the chickens into my cage and feed them etc?

 

[RayfromTX]

The eggs are not fertilized. They will rot.

 

[phangtonpower]

wow

 

[Patrick82]

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Originally Posted by RayfromTX /img/forum/go_quote.gif The eggs are not fertilized. They will rot.

How do I fertilize them?

 

[Speex]

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Originally Posted by Patrick82 Unless I'm mistaken, eggs are chicken babies correct? What will happen after the expiration date? Will a baby chicken be born?

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Originally Posted by RayformTX The eggs are not fertilized. They will rot.

 

[iriverdude]

Wow even I knew that when I was 10 years old. And you're not vegan someone has told you to be a vegan. Grow some balls, if you want to eat meat don't let anyone else tell you can't.

 

[limpidglitch]

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Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif How do I fertilize them?

They have to be fertilized by the rooster, but this has to be done before the hen actually lays the egg, so I'm afraid you're out of luck here.

Why not give the eggs away to somebody who wants them?

 

[Patrick82]

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Originally Posted by limpidglitch /img/forum/go_quote.gif They have to be fertilized by the rooster, but this has to be done before the hen actually lays the egg, so I'm afraid you're out of luck here.

Ah, so it's the same as when human females have eggs once per month? Nothing will grow from the eggs without a male? I tried it with my girlfriend but was unsuccessful, but I will learn how to do it properly. I want to reproduce a lot.

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Originally Posted by limpidglitch /img/forum/go_quote.gif Why not give the eggs away to somebody who wants them?

My girlfriend feels sick from eggs so I can't give them to her. I don't have any friends. There are gangs outside my apartment, I don't think it's a good idea to give them my eggs.

 

[Nooc]

Boil them and eat the whites, excellent protein.

 

[LeftyGorilla]

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Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif How do I fertilize them?

This is not how the roosters do it, but try working up a few batches into a jar. Once the level is up, drop in the egg and put the jar into the fridge. Give it a few weeks.

 

[limpidglitch]

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Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Ah, so it's the same as when human females have eggs once per month? Nothing will grow from the eggs without a male? I tried it with my girlfriend but was unsuccessful, but I will learn how to do it properly. I want to reproduce a lot.

That's right, pretty much the same business.

And just keep up trying with your girlfriend. As they say, 'practice makes perfect'

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Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif My girlfriend feels sick from eggs so I can't give them to her. I don't have any friends. There are gangs outside my apartment, I don't think it's a good idea to give them my eggs.

Hmm, maybe if you boil them first, so they can eat them right away?

 

[iriverdude]

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Ah, so it's the same as when human females have eggs once per month? Nothing will grow from the eggs without a male? I tried it with my girlfriend but was unsuccessful, but I will learn how to do it properly.

You can't be serious?

 

[Kpalsm]

I wonder, if he calls the police on the gangs, the police would like his eggs...

 

[LeftyGorilla]

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Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Ah, so it's the same as when human females have eggs once per month? Nothing will grow from the eggs without a male? I tried it with my girlfriend but was unsuccessful, but I will learn how to do it properly. I want to reproduce a lot.

1) Like with chickens, don't wait for the eggs to come out.

2) That might look like a balanced output, but really it isn't. It's more like dual RCA jacks. You need to make sure to get the polarity right.

 

[Fido2]

maybe gently insert one of the eggs into your bung...then gently walk around with it in there for a few days and see if it hatches. The body heat you know...