mxs1030
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Clark works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most of evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym. His wife, Jessica, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Clark, how ya doing?"
Jessica is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Clark. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Clark if he'd like his usual Budweiser.
Jessica is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Clark. "Hi Clarky," she says, "want your usual table dance?"
Jessica, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Clark follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Jessica can slam the door, Clark jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, CLark".
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...
"FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!"
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. YOu gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of peper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a frew, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Clark, how ya doing?"
Jessica is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Clark. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Clark if he'd like his usual Budweiser.
Jessica is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Clark. "Hi Clarky," she says, "want your usual table dance?"
Jessica, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Clark follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Jessica can slam the door, Clark jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, CLark".
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar...
"FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!"
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. YOu gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of peper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a frew, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"