Born2bwire
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Dear Barilla,
I have been enjoying your products, specifically the spaghetti, for many years now. The cost effectiveness and pleasing taste have always afforded the strongest approval from me. This evening, however, I was greeted with the wonderful surprise of not only spaghetti in my Barilla packaging, but what appears to be flour beetle larvae. Both his spunky personality and ferocious appetite as he whittled away my enriched pasta food product, have stolen my heart. As such, I have embraced my new found pet and decided to name him, Tippy. A cursory glance on the internet reveals that upon reaching adulthood, I can expect to spend up to one to four years with my companion before his untimely expiration. Due to the fact that I store my spaghetti separate from all my grain products, in with my canned goods, I can only assume that your company was kind enough to bestow this gift upon me in light of my years of faithful consumption. However, I must express disapproval in the means by which you have delivered him to me. I would appreciate if you would be more candid about free prizes being included with your products so that I could better prepare for their feeding and care.
The form mail back to me has expressed their wishes to continue enjoying their products. Lord knows that they have given me the gift that keeps on giving, a new friend and other possible diseases and parasites. The real thing that's bugging me now is whether or not I can eat the rest of the spaghetti.
I have been enjoying your products, specifically the spaghetti, for many years now. The cost effectiveness and pleasing taste have always afforded the strongest approval from me. This evening, however, I was greeted with the wonderful surprise of not only spaghetti in my Barilla packaging, but what appears to be flour beetle larvae. Both his spunky personality and ferocious appetite as he whittled away my enriched pasta food product, have stolen my heart. As such, I have embraced my new found pet and decided to name him, Tippy. A cursory glance on the internet reveals that upon reaching adulthood, I can expect to spend up to one to four years with my companion before his untimely expiration. Due to the fact that I store my spaghetti separate from all my grain products, in with my canned goods, I can only assume that your company was kind enough to bestow this gift upon me in light of my years of faithful consumption. However, I must express disapproval in the means by which you have delivered him to me. I would appreciate if you would be more candid about free prizes being included with your products so that I could better prepare for their feeding and care.
The form mail back to me has expressed their wishes to continue enjoying their products. Lord knows that they have given me the gift that keeps on giving, a new friend and other possible diseases and parasites. The real thing that's bugging me now is whether or not I can eat the rest of the spaghetti.
