[bhd812]

So My friend is always trying to hook me up with this girl that is supposed to be "in love" with me all the time. last night he calls me and says hey shes at the party now so stop by, I told him I want $50.00....but he and I knew I was just joking.....

I go to this party and and I meet her, she is a really cute girl and seems some what normal at the time. We talked about a hour then I was going to get some breakfest and she wanted to come along. everything is going great at the diner until her friend calls and tells her "he was paid to be nice to you!"

well then, I didnt know what her friend said on the phone at first and like I said everything was going really good...I mean really good. we were laughing and talking about all kinds of stuff before her friend called....

after she hung up the phone her face just turned white, she looks at me and asked "did you demand money to come out with me tonight?"
I said "I told John (my friend) I wanted money to get out of my bed but it was a joke between john and I. why?"....


she leaped over the table trying to stab me with her fork...

yelp, so I am done with blind dates for now...infact I dont think I wanna even see another female again...for awhile.

 

[RYCeT]

Your friends is such a moron, I felt sorry for the girl.

 

[Wodgy]

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Originally Posted by bhd812 she leaped over the table trying to stab me with her fork...

Don't worry, this has happened to all of us at one time or another. Just be glad it was only a fork.

 

[strohmie]

This is approximately when you plot to kill your buddy John...

Anywho, if you're actually *interested* in the girl you can still salvage the situation. Hell, I can see most girls wanting to get stabby with someone if they were supposedly "paid" to be nice to them. And man, you could have approached that answer more tactfully...

So you go from scaring off the girls in Urbana to nearly getting killed by one in Chi-town...good luck with all that.

 

[zbuddah]

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Originally Posted by Wodgy Don't worry, this has happened to all of us at one time or another. Just be glad it was only a fork.

Forks are deadly man! Its like being stabbed 4 times in one hit. Think about it, if she hit him 3 times that like 12 stabbings!

 

[stevesurf]

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhd812 she leaped over the table trying to stab me with her fork...

John has broken THE RULE: never turn in a friend for a girl. For this, you must select some appropriate punishment. I would say substituting his entire music collection for the spice girls and backside boys will do it. Then tell everyone about his music tastes. Grrrrr

 

[uzziah]

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Originally Posted by Wodgy Don't worry, this has happened to all of us at one time or another. Just be glad it was only a fork.

but you really haven't lived till you've been SPORK'ED!

 

[mbriant]

You should at least demand the $50 from your friend ... plus danger pay.

 

[braillediver]

A forks nothing, try being blindsided with a bunch of roses Ouch!

Your buddy screwed up. At least now you know whom Not to confide in.


Mitch

 

[jpr703]

Your friend should have known better than to open his mouth about that. That kind of stuff travels around girl circles real fast.

 

[gsferrari]

Maybe you should let her carve you up with her fork....free tattoos!!!

 

[MartinJ]

Tell her that her friends and John were cheap and only bought the cheap package

 

[TWIFOSP]

Dude, you missed a golden opportunity to throw out a panache line and salvage the situation:

"Well yea, but you're so cool I already gave him a full refund... and added a finders fee on top of that. Oh, and I like your hair. Let's go back to my place."

 

[Mikey01]

John would no longer be a friend of mine.

 

[VicAjax]

flash your tat and ask her to lick your howdy.