[Argyris]

It is loose, but not l-...wait, can't do that. Too obvious. But not overly obvious, of course! 

 

[Armaegis]

She's loose, but not lewd?

 

[Argyris]

  She's loose, but not lewd?

 
How odd! Maybe something we'd hear about in the worst date stories thread?
 
Or, more properly, the poorest passionate meeting narrations colloquy. 

 

[Armaegis]

I generally hope for dates that are funny rather than tragic, but I'm more pessimistic than hopeful these days.

 

[wink]

That's funny but not amusing

 

[Armaegis]

She was a creeper, but at least not a transvestite...

 

[wink]

The name is Cooper, not Cowper

 

[wink]

The metals are copper and brass, but not bronze.

 

[Argyris]

It is oolong and green, but not black tea.

 

[wink]

it's sass. brass and attitude, but not pride

 

[Sil3nce]

It is oolong and green, but not black tea.

I love you √

 

[Argyris]

I love you √

 
And, in keeping with the spirit of this thread, I have affection for you, my friend.

 

[wink]

But he doesn't like you...
 
Happy but not satisfied.

 

[Armaegis]

My heart was all aflutter... but it was indigestion.

 

[Sil3nce]

  But he doesn't like you...
 
Happy but not satisfied.

We used to be married you ole foo ):
 
No, but in all honesty, it was just nice seeing an old buddy of mine.