"First, find an electric guitar. Then take some time and learn how to play..."
Are you some kind of George Constanza Hand Model?
Well, are you!?
Afraid of bruising your precious finger tips? Loosing that midas-touch?
Well, buster, let me tell you something!
The country, the society, that you live in was founded upon the bruised, bloodied finger tips of heroes! They sacrificed to ensure you could sit down in Freedom and play the D, the C, the G, and eventually work your way to the F.
There is no gain without pain! There will be no groupies without bruised, bloodied, nerve-damaged fingertips!
You know what you must do. For your honor, your family, your country.
May Eru be with you.