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Headphoneus Supremus
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This is the Swearing truth and I had to post this because it was great
So I'm at Fry's (Big and nice Electronics store) Buying a SATA to 4 pin male adapter
So I have about 1 1/2 an hour to waste before another store opens and I explore.
I find some good deals and pick them up and continue walking.
I find a good deal on a cable, I had to have it. So I picked it up.
But: "Oh no! I didn't want to spend this much"
So I walk around the store to debate what I keep
I chose the cable and adapters
So then I walk to the check out placing the items back on the shelfs, still looking
And I hot foot it to the Check out.
Now, Fry's has a big check out that corrals you in and leads you to the exit. Then they check you receipt there before you leave.
So when I get close, I see a man walking by behind me. Ok, it's early in the morning and there aren't a lot of people around. regardless I continue
The man get's right up on my tail and looks around. It's a good point he's not carrying anything wearing a bright blue shirt.
So I get to the line where you have to wait for a stand to open.
"Black shirt with headphones on" Comes from behind me.
It's blue shirt with a loud radio thinking I can't hear him with my Grados on.
No matter I watch a man look me into the eyes like he's waiting for me and points to a stand, number 13
So I make my way there.
Blue man follows me, yay!
I get up there and put my items down.
"Did you find what you are looking for?" the check out guy asks.
"Yeah. Thanks."
I slide my Grados down and pull out my wallet. Give him my card and he slides, sign and bags.
While this is going on, the blue man is chatting with another cashier, loudly I say!
"Yeah, did you get-" they talk on so I can hear them or what not.
So I take my bag and head for the door.
Here's where it get's good:
So I walk to the door and watch a large man close in on me with blue man. This one is called black suit man. He wore a black suit
So I walk up to the girl in the front and hand her my receipt and bag.
She checks it off without looking and waves me off.
Then I make my way to the door.
Behind me I can hear heavy footsteps, probably blue man!
Then the steps stop and I widened my footing and stepped forward
"Stop right there" I almost thought *criminal scum!*
Blue man tried to tackle me, so I leaned forward in case he hits me and I swing to my back with my left elbow.
Elbow hits his face and he turns off and lands on the tile.
Suit man was right in front of him.
Guess what? I have the perfect footing for a shallow body blow.
I lower my right arm, with the bag and take a shot low to his stomach.
Because of this, he falls head first into the ground and knocks out.
Yeah... I've been taught martial arts since I was 3, Taekwondo, American Boxing, Kempo and Jujitsu
So they were out for a while.
Cops came and searched me.
Nothing, they thought I stole a expensive PC part
Blue man ended up with a black eye and a nice blue bruise
Black suit man ended up with his whole stomach as black as night.
Thanks for listening
btw, cable and adapters work great.
So I'm at Fry's (Big and nice Electronics store) Buying a SATA to 4 pin male adapter
So I have about 1 1/2 an hour to waste before another store opens and I explore.
I find some good deals and pick them up and continue walking.
I find a good deal on a cable, I had to have it. So I picked it up.
But: "Oh no! I didn't want to spend this much"
So I walk around the store to debate what I keep
I chose the cable and adapters
So then I walk to the check out placing the items back on the shelfs, still looking
And I hot foot it to the Check out.
Now, Fry's has a big check out that corrals you in and leads you to the exit. Then they check you receipt there before you leave.
So when I get close, I see a man walking by behind me. Ok, it's early in the morning and there aren't a lot of people around. regardless I continue
The man get's right up on my tail and looks around. It's a good point he's not carrying anything wearing a bright blue shirt.
So I get to the line where you have to wait for a stand to open.
"Black shirt with headphones on" Comes from behind me.
It's blue shirt with a loud radio thinking I can't hear him with my Grados on.
No matter I watch a man look me into the eyes like he's waiting for me and points to a stand, number 13
So I make my way there.
Blue man follows me, yay!
I get up there and put my items down.
"Did you find what you are looking for?" the check out guy asks.
"Yeah. Thanks."
I slide my Grados down and pull out my wallet. Give him my card and he slides, sign and bags.
While this is going on, the blue man is chatting with another cashier, loudly I say!
"Yeah, did you get-" they talk on so I can hear them or what not.
So I take my bag and head for the door.
Here's where it get's good:
So I walk to the door and watch a large man close in on me with blue man. This one is called black suit man. He wore a black suit
So I walk up to the girl in the front and hand her my receipt and bag.
She checks it off without looking and waves me off.
Then I make my way to the door.
Behind me I can hear heavy footsteps, probably blue man!
Then the steps stop and I widened my footing and stepped forward
"Stop right there" I almost thought *criminal scum!*
Blue man tried to tackle me, so I leaned forward in case he hits me and I swing to my back with my left elbow.
Elbow hits his face and he turns off and lands on the tile.
Suit man was right in front of him.
Guess what? I have the perfect footing for a shallow body blow.
I lower my right arm, with the bag and take a shot low to his stomach.
Because of this, he falls head first into the ground and knocks out.
Yeah... I've been taught martial arts since I was 3, Taekwondo, American Boxing, Kempo and Jujitsu
So they were out for a while.
Cops came and searched me.
Nothing, they thought I stole a expensive PC part
Blue man ended up with a black eye and a nice blue bruise
Black suit man ended up with his whole stomach as black as night.
Thanks for listening
btw, cable and adapters work great.
