Fidelizer Pro - Real or Snake Oil?
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Apr 5, 2018 at 7:08 PM Post #676 of 683
DE-PORKALIZER PRO!

Your system may be plagued by avian swine without you even knowing it! Do you want a pristine sparkling clean listening experience, or do you want to drag your ears through the muck of a pig pen? Get De-Prokalizer Pro today and you'll never experience the horror of a flying pig. WE GUARANTEE THAT!
Overachiever..even better than expected lol
 
Apr 5, 2018 at 7:45 PM Post #677 of 683
Of course the next product I'm going to promote is the Pig Levitator for people who actually prefer the euphonic effects of flying pigs...
 
Apr 5, 2018 at 8:22 PM Post #679 of 683
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Apr 5, 2018 at 10:16 PM Post #682 of 683
hint: helium
 
Apr 6, 2018 at 2:33 AM Post #683 of 683
how about you gents go have fun in bigshot's pub topic.
it pains me to always be the guy killing legendary creatures, but you only bring them up when a topic has gone to crap and should be locked up.
 
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