Uncle Erik
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There's a fire ant mound in the empty lot next to my place. I take a "live and let live" approach to most everything, but not these little demons. I snuggle with kittens and spoil children. A few times now, they've climbed my legs while performing necessary cat petting and they all bit me at the same time. Biting/stinging insects are on my feces list.
I've been researching ways to eliminate them. I've poured gallons of boiling water down their holes, but they always come back.
Today, I went for the nuclear option. I poured bleach and ammonia down their new holes.
Yes, I know bleach and ammonia are Not To Be Mixed. But I'm a formally trained English Major who knows a thing or two about law and accounting, so I figured I could handle it. Don't try this at home, kids. You need an irresponsible adult who has been drinking beer and eating cheap hot dogs most of the day for proper supervision.
Long story short, I managed to not kill myself. I followed up with more boiling water.
The little demons haven't reappeared, but I'll be at a loss if they do.
Has anyone here successfully battled fire ants?
I've been researching ways to eliminate them. I've poured gallons of boiling water down their holes, but they always come back.
Today, I went for the nuclear option. I poured bleach and ammonia down their new holes.
Yes, I know bleach and ammonia are Not To Be Mixed. But I'm a formally trained English Major who knows a thing or two about law and accounting, so I figured I could handle it. Don't try this at home, kids. You need an irresponsible adult who has been drinking beer and eating cheap hot dogs most of the day for proper supervision.
Long story short, I managed to not kill myself. I followed up with more boiling water.
The little demons haven't reappeared, but I'll be at a loss if they do.
Has anyone here successfully battled fire ants?