Uncle Erik
Uncle Exotic
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I thought Sound Science would enjoy these new DakiOm speakers. Apparently, they're taking $60 Sony Sony SS-B3000 speakers, adding some sort of black box (I can't make any sense from the description) and then screwing a bunch of dowels inside the speaker. Look:
Oh yeah, they now cost $1,500.
Even better,
Quote:
(Emphasis in original.)
These are, apparently, the best speakers ever produced and DakiOm invites head-to-head challenges with any speaker.
You'll find a goldmine of similar text and... interesting... products there. Be sure to check the description of how to correctly perform a DBT and their novel approach to the scientific method.
Also:
Quote:
Sounds serious.
Anyway, I figured a few people here would appreciate this. I haven't had this much fun since I discovered the Time Cube.
Oh yeah, they now cost $1,500.
Even better,
Quote:
Therefore our approach is simple. We don’t insult your intelligence and waste your time by TECHNO BABBLING about quantum, skin-effects, exotic, silver, carbon, time coherent, phase accurate, transmission lines, balanced inputs, pure power, fast electrons, tin foils, tube, vinyl, bi-wired, Maxwell equations, black body radiation, and other STUPID babbling that can only fool the GULLIBLE. You also don't pay for cosmetics, ineffective exotic materials, brand names, or expensive marketing.
(Emphasis in original.)
These are, apparently, the best speakers ever produced and DakiOm invites head-to-head challenges with any speaker.
You'll find a goldmine of similar text and... interesting... products there. Be sure to check the description of how to correctly perform a DBT and their novel approach to the scientific method.
Also:
Quote:
Scammers and liars are up in arms because of our telling the verifiable truths. They spread lies, insults, bogus accusation about us. Well, stupid garbage talk is, stupid. So, we hereby challenge any scammer, liar to DBT showdowns in which they can expose our snake-oil OR we will expose theirs.
Sounds serious.
Anyway, I figured a few people here would appreciate this. I haven't had this much fun since I discovered the Time Cube.