and I did get into trouble once, because it wouldn't be a trip to Monterey if I didn't.
I didn't notice a sign that said you couldn't sit in the Aventador SV roadster, because there was only one and it was on the other side of the car, so I climbed inside and checked it out. Well, the poor little fella they had guarding the thing lost his mind and started rapidly speaking in Italian, pointing for me to get out. For a few moments I just stared at him, which seemed to freak him out even more. So he waddled away and got his boss, who also became agitated and began babbling in broken English, waving his arms around. I swear to God, I would have climbed out at that point if I wasn't so entertained, so I stayed in the car and kept looking it over. Then Jason Chinnock, the marketing director of Lambo America, came over and climbed into the passenger seat and said;
"Mr R, they're upset that you're sitting in the car".
"I know, but I have no idea why."
He nods. "There's a sign over here saying not to touch it."
"Really? I approached from this side and didn't see a sign."
"Ah. That makes complete sense."
"and they're really funny when they get worked up."
"Yeah, they do that."
*at this point I'm still fiddling with switches and the car menu, playing the entitled white butthole card*
*he fidgets a little and right before he speaks I ask...*
"Can I get one in Rosso Bia?"
"Uh, yeah, we can do that."
"Okay, I want one."
So we sit in it for the next 15 minutes while we talk about options and he writes down what I want, then this morning I get an email asking about deposit and delivery information. It was the most pleasant experience I've ever had ordering from an Italian car company, bar none.