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In the interest of making achmedisdead more colorful and prosaic, I blue-skied this concept for a short time and came up with some worthy alternatives. ergo:-
 
achmedisdeceased
achmediskaput
achmedisgone
achmedisgonski
achmedisnomore
achmedisslain
achmedisdeleted
achmedhasflownthekoop
achmedhasleftthebuilding
achmedhastakenadive
achmedhastakenasixfootdiveinawoodenovercoat
achmedhasshuffledoffthismortalcoil
achmedhasjoinedthespiritworld
achmedhasjoinedthetwilightzone
achmedhasprovedhe'snotimmortal
achmedhastakenthebigpaycheck
achmedRIP
achmedhasansweredthefinalsmmons
achmedhasassumedroomtemperature
achmedhasgivenanobulustocharon
achmedhasbittenthedust
achmedhasbittenthebigone
achmedisbeyondtheveil
achmedhasboughtthefarm
achmedhasbreathedhislastsigh
achmedhascashedinhischips
achmedhascroaked
achmedhascometoastickyend
achmedhastakenthebugonefortheboys
achmediscountingworms
achmedisdeadasadodo
achmedisdeadasadoornail
achmedhasgoneoverthebigridge
achmedhasfadedaway
achmedhasfallenoffhisperch
achmedisnowfoodforworms
achmedhasgivenuptheghost
achmedhasgonehomeinabox
achmedhastakenalongwalkoffashortpier
achmedhasgonetothelastroundup
achmedhasgonethewayofallflesh
achmedhasgonewest
achmedhasmetthegrimreaper
achmedhashandedinhisticket
achmedhashandedinhisdinnerpail
achmedhasboughtit
achmedshourhascome
achmedhasjoinedthegreatmajority
achmedhaskickedthebucket
achmedhasmethismaker
achmedispushingupdaisies
achmedhassnuffedit
achmedhastakenhislastbow
achmedhasturneduphistoes
 
 
Any more worthy, or not-so-worthy contenders.?
 
Come bach achmed - all is forgiven
Alas, poor achmed.  I knew him well.
 
Achmed has changed his name to abou ben adhem
 
Quote:James henry Leigh Hunt

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:—
Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,
And to the Presence in the room he said
"What writest thou?"—The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said Abou. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,
But cheerly still, and said "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves his fellow men."

The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blessed,
And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest.

 
Achmed then changed it to abdul the bulbul ameer
 

 

[Achmedisdead]

Most all of your alternatives are simply too long for the forum to handle.

 Achmedisdead was a compromise because Achmed The Dead Terrorist wouldn't fit.

 

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Quote:achmedhastakenasixfootdiveinawoodenovercoat

Most all of your alternatives are simply too long for the forum to handle.

 Achmedisdead was a compromise because Achmed The Dead Terrorist wouldn't fit.

AchmedRIP sounds short and sweet.
 
Maybe we should go to the Feedback and Bug Report Forum and beg/demand that we get longer avatat names.
 
Otherwise Rumplestiltskin won't be accepted either.......
 
or maybe you can pick the one you like best and ask the mods for  special dispensation. The black bird may comply.....

 

[Achmedisdead]

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AchmedRIP sounds short and sweet.
 
Maybe we should go to the Feedback and Bug Report Forum and beg/demand that we get longer avatat names.
 
Otherwise Rumplestiltskin won't be accepted either.......
 
or maybe you can pick the one you like best and ask the mods for  special dispensation. The black bird may comply.....

Currawong already helped me out.....gave me my custom title. 

 

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He must be responsible for my gem too....

 

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Speaking of currawong.
 
I was up at Katoomba going for a bushwalk when about 20 currawongs flew into a gum tree and serenaded my group as we started out hike..
 

 

[Achmedisdead]

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Speaking of currawong.
 
I was up at Katoomba going for a bushwalk when about 20 currawongs flew into a gum tree and serenaded my group as we started out hike..
 

 
A most fascinating bird!

 

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THe magpies are good too..
 

 
The other birds in the background are these.
 
Sorry 'bout the ad at the start...

 

[Achmedisdead]

One of these appears to have taken up residence in our back yard.....a pretty bird, that does not sound pretty at all....lol.
 

 

[TrollDragon]

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One of these appears to have taken up residence in our back yard.....a pretty bird, that does not sound pretty at all....lol.
 
 

Might look pretty and not sound pretty but they sure are pretty tasty. 

 

[Douger333]

Hey when you're talking about a terrorist, Achmedisdead just works!

 

[billybob_jcv]

Might look pretty and not sound pretty but they sure are pretty tasty. 

+1

I happen to know that this will very neatly convert the trespassing bird into a tasty meal...

 

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Don't forget the pineapple.....
 
Moving along........
 
 
What's the difference between a terrorist and a mother-in-law?
 
You can negotiate with a terrorist......

 

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Wring Necked Pheasant

Fixed...
 

 

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achmed, come back - all is forgiven.
 
We have found the fountain of life.
 
The only problem is that you need to be alive to avail yourself of it's benefits.
 
Better luck in your next life - if you believe in reincarnation.  I don't.