Cue epic movie music
Narrator: In this town, Headfi... Where the pricier headphones gets pricier, and were artist endorsed headphones rule the streets. There is one headphone who is destined to bring back the balance between cost and sound quality...
SR-009: "I don't know who this hifiman is, but I want him and his frequency graph, DEAD!"
Narrator: Every flagship wants a bite of him...
TH-900: "How can such a lowlife touch us, the expensives?"
T1: "He is never gonna replace me! NEVER!"
HD800: "No one leaves here without a treble-spike...."
Narrator: He is... HE-500!
HE-500: "I didn't choose this... I didn't want to be a hero..."
Cue soft piano music
Modded T50RP: "HE-500 this place need you. I need you. Before I met you I was a lowlife ortho, but you showed me, you showed all of Headfi, that this place can be something different. We can ALL have a balanced frequency graph."
HE-500 "Baby, I'll make Tyll measure you all night long..."
*Explosion, HE-500 walking away*
Dramatic high paced movie music
???: "He is no match for me... Don't worry SR-009, I've dealt with his kind before..."
Modded T50RP: "No! Don't touch me! Leave me alone!"
Empty streets. HE-500 walks in front of a building.
HE-500: "Set her free! It's me you want! Come out you coward!"
Voice from building: "So, you've come at last, HE-500...."
HE-500: "I know this frequency response... You are..."
LCD-2 walks out of the building
HE-500: "My nemesis..."
Evil laughter from LCD-2
Narrator: THIS SUMMER, a headphone world you have never experienced. HE-500, with help from his brothers HE-400....
HE-400: "YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA, did someone drop the BASS on this place or what!?"
Narrator: ...and HE-6...
HE-6: "Isn't there any bar in this god forsaken place with power enough to drive me...?"
Narrator: ...will he be the one headphone to save Headfi-town?
Epic fighting between HE-500 and LCD-2
LCD-2: "You'll never have my bass!"
HE-500: "You're just angry because you can never get any ladies without a mild treble-spike"
LCD-2 and HE-500 running against eachother
Coming out on cinemas in June...
(Photo credit to Katun, who inspired this short script)