I'll get a stick and attach the cable of my Koss QZ99 to it. it'll end up like this:
 

 
with that I'll beat the crap out of the zombies. and if one, by accident is still "alive" I can always make him wear the headphones. most brutal clamping force ever.
 
and if by any chance teh zombie still holds on, I'll play music trought it.

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I'll get a stick and attach the cable of my Koss QZ99 to it. it'll end up like this:
 

 
with that I'll beat the crap out of the zombies. and if one, by accident is still "alive" I can always make him wear the headphones. most brutal clamping force ever.
 
and if by any chance teh zombie still holds on, I'll play music trought it.

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lol..Id bring out the wpu bass cannons...
 

Is it just me or is it in every zombie-outbreak movie, the Air Force is mysteriously absent? I mean come on, Black Hawks with mounted HMGs, it'll be like driving a lawn mover over a... lawn. A-10 Thunderbolt II aside...
Tanks need not fire. Heavy vehicles such as tanks, APCs, dumpster trucks, garbage trucks, fire trucks and (to a lesser extent) pickup trucks and large SUVs can just ram into them. And this is not counting the heavy construction machinery. Driving a bulldozer down a mob of zombs - liek a boss.
It wouldn't be easy to quickly obtain enough empty bottles and gasoline so Molotov Cocktails are out of the question. In big cities people can just go into the taller buildings (as little as three stories will suffice), barricade the stairs and toss heavy furniture pieces onto them and wait until said Black Hawks come over.
I don't get the idea behind fast zombies. Maybe at first they can move with speed but later, no. Maggots. The tissue is putrid. Eventually the rot will render them immobile.
Seriously, a zombie apoc? We don't need to do much. Basically just get to a higher place and watch.
Seriously. If zombies were to exist, they would be the weakest creature on Earth.
 
Also, people who are apt at whatever Ragnar Benson does is going to have some real fun during such an event.

Seriously though, if this does happen, run. Move quickly. Disregarding the fast zombies, anyone in adequate shape can outrun them. If you stay and fight, yeah you'll be able to take down several of them, but you'll get overwhelmed eventually, regardless of your weapon, be it a Mossberg or a crowbar.
I think this is the one situation where "stay and fight" gives you less chances for survival.
Come to think of it I think your county jail would be the safest place when such an event happens.
 
Allow us to analyze the most prominent zombie-featured game series (since there is no zombie-prominent movie series): Biohazard. For one, Pfizer is not there yet. For two, either the RPD has no training (expect for, well, Leon) or they just don't know when to retreat upstairs, which loops back to the "lack of training" part. For three, again with the fast zombies! Unless it's a mutant uprising, putrid tissue cannot jump over fences! For four, nuking the city and tell America "it's a reactor meltdown"? Americans aren't sheeple! So Umbrella somehow controls the actual U.S. Army, but this just loops back to the whole "Pfizer is not there yet" issue.
 
That said, a mutant or robot uprising is a whole other issue. If this was to happen then our opponents will have all kinds of superiority over us. The CDC can most probably contain the former and the latter, well, I'm sure that GLaDOS can stop it. That is if it isn't GLaDOS herself who started it...

In the event of a robot uprising, the good people of the world will find themselves forced to turn to a savior most unlikely, a messiah trained in the dark arts of the internet and with nearly endless resources and power. The World as a whole will be saved by none other than...4Chan.
 
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That said, a mutant or robot uprising is a whole other issue. If this was to happen then our opponents will have all kinds of superiority over us. The CDC can most probably contain the former and the latter, well, I'm sure that GLaDOS can stop it. That is if it isn't GLaDOS herself who started it...

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Once the zombie uprising starts all i need is my machete, Am going to dicing and slicing lol

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Once the zombie uprising starts all i need is my machete, Am going to dicing and slicing lol

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We're not Duke Nukem. Your arms will eventually run out of strength and you'll eventually run out of Red Bull or whatever. Then you run. But you can't run because there's a ring of zombies around you, because all the killing attracted their attention. What then?
You can probably survive longer if you 1) have a safe location to run to and 2) can do the slicing while running. Zombies are the one "species" that just don't give up. Unless easier prey is spotted.

Think fast zombies like 28 Days Later.

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Think fast zombies like 28 Days Later.

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...Dude I don't even remember this movie. I did watch it though. I should find it again...

Only one thing can save us all.

Peashooters.
 

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Only one thing can save us all.

Peashooters.
 

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that's damn cute
 

I'd sit tight and wait for the zombie meme to play itself out. Should be any day now.

Though real zombies are pretty interesting. "The Serpent and the Rainbow" by Wade Davis is a great read.

And I'm much more afraid of cryptozoological creatures. The Chupacabra. Bigfoot. Or the one that really frightens me, the Kongamato. Am reasonably sure I'd soil myself if confronted by one.

I'd keep some frozen beef or pork brains handy, and build a trebuchet...

I rather have this guy as my friend:

"I say we dust off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."