I couldn't resist. She was out buying a dress. I got my son to come home and help me put it together. He brought a buddy. They went to town on it. When they were done, I just had to fire it up. I made 7 shells out of a half-sheet of oak. When it was over, we all rushed around to remove every trace of the sawdust Hell we had created in what will always be "her" house.
I still got busted. She could hear me sanding when she called. It didn't take long to figure out that where there's sanding, there's cutting. But it was worth it.
hahaha! You're one brave man Billavideo! You're making me want to buy myself a lathe machine for Christmas.