saboteur1
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WARNING: Awesome joke ahead. Don't die laughing.
So, this guy, named blue, gets up in the morning. He gets out of his blue bed, goes down his blue stairs, and picks up his blue phone. He calls his friend Green. Green, at his house, gets out of his own green bed, goes down his green stairs, and picks up his green phone.
"Hello?"
"Green, it's Blue. I'm going to have a breakfast party at my house."
"Sure... But on one condition: I can invite another friend," Green says with a little malice.
"Fine. See you here!"
Green then calls his friend yellow. Yellow gets out of his yellow bed, goes down his yellow stairs, and picks up his yellow phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Yellow, it's Green. Blue's having a breakfast party at his house. Wanna come?"
"Sure," Yellow says. "Only if I can invite another friend, though."
Green grunts, and says, "Fine." And hangs up.
Yellow calls his friend purple. Purple, hearing his phone ring, gets out of his purple bed, goes down his purple stairs, and picks up his purple phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Purple. It's Yellow."
"What's going on?"
"Blue's having a breakfast party at his house. I want a friend to come... So can you?
"Sure... but only if I can bring my own cereal," Purple says.
"Alright," says yellow, "See you there!"
And Green, Yellow, and Purple all meet a Blue's house. They sit down at his table, and turn on the TV. Blue offers them green tea, and green and yellow oblige, but purple asks for coffee instead. When it comes time to eat, Blue says,
"I've only got cornflakes, and I think Purple brought Coco Puffs. Which one would you prefer?"
"Cornflakes!" Yellow and Green say in unison, while Purple (expectedly) says, "Coco Puffs."
"Alright then. I'm having cornflakes," says Blue.
So, it just goes to show that 3 out of 4 people prefer cornflakes to coco puffs.
So, this guy, named blue, gets up in the morning. He gets out of his blue bed, goes down his blue stairs, and picks up his blue phone. He calls his friend Green. Green, at his house, gets out of his own green bed, goes down his green stairs, and picks up his green phone.
"Hello?"
"Green, it's Blue. I'm going to have a breakfast party at my house."
"Sure... But on one condition: I can invite another friend," Green says with a little malice.
"Fine. See you here!"
Green then calls his friend yellow. Yellow gets out of his yellow bed, goes down his yellow stairs, and picks up his yellow phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Yellow, it's Green. Blue's having a breakfast party at his house. Wanna come?"
"Sure," Yellow says. "Only if I can invite another friend, though."
Green grunts, and says, "Fine." And hangs up.
Yellow calls his friend purple. Purple, hearing his phone ring, gets out of his purple bed, goes down his purple stairs, and picks up his purple phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Purple. It's Yellow."
"What's going on?"
"Blue's having a breakfast party at his house. I want a friend to come... So can you?
"Sure... but only if I can bring my own cereal," Purple says.
"Alright," says yellow, "See you there!"
And Green, Yellow, and Purple all meet a Blue's house. They sit down at his table, and turn on the TV. Blue offers them green tea, and green and yellow oblige, but purple asks for coffee instead. When it comes time to eat, Blue says,
"I've only got cornflakes, and I think Purple brought Coco Puffs. Which one would you prefer?"
"Cornflakes!" Yellow and Green say in unison, while Purple (expectedly) says, "Coco Puffs."
"Alright then. I'm having cornflakes," says Blue.
So, it just goes to show that 3 out of 4 people prefer cornflakes to coco puffs.