[DanG]

Stu, did you see the Russian one? I think it was called "Ded Maroz" (Grandfather Frost) with the most memorable robot line being "Please, lady, my ears are bleeding!" Easily my favorite one. Besides that one, I loved the time travel one, which is the first one I ever saw. The bad guy decides in the end to go back in time to the Revolution with an uzi and since he's bad, he starts mowing down fat extras in shabby revolutionary uniforms that the producer probably found in a studio dumpster ... because that's what bad guys do.

 

[archosman]

How about...

 

[stuartr]

God, these all sound fairly awful. I love the fact that at some point, someone in Hollywood said: "Oooh, that's a good idea! Let's give Joe Don Baker a starring role! [insert inexplicable casting/screenplay choice here]"

 

[rickcr42]

ZARDOZ !

starring james bond............er.........sean connery

 

[rickcr42]

and speaking of J.Bond

Casino Royal

 

[Born2bwire]

Quote:

Originally posted by stuartr God, these all sound fairly awful. I love the fact that at some point, someone in Hollywood said: "Oooh, that's a good idea! Let's give Joe Don Baker a starring role! [insert inexplicable casting/screenplay choice here]"

You know what scares me? There has to be scripts floating around that even Pauly Shore rejected. (Ok that's rather old but I still have yet to see an actor that continually made such crappy movies and still remained in the limelight for a time).

 

[Kubernetes]

Quote:

"Private School for Girls" with Matthew Modine and Phoebe Cates. Phoebe walks in slow motion out of a pool,

Ummm... isn't that a scene from Fast Times at Ridgmont High?

My choices:

Red Dawn (c'mon, what teenager didn't want to take off into the mountains with AKs to fight the invading commies?)

Hudson Hawk--someday its comic genius will be recognized and appreciated.

 

[Mr.PD]

What about Kentucky Fried Movie? It was bad, but had some great moments.
I loved the opening. A news anchor man saying " The popcorn you are now eating, has been pissed in. Film at eleven."

What a way to start a movie.

I am glad Death Race 2000 was mentioned, I had forgot about that movie.
I liked the first couple Mad Max movies, Mad Max and The Road Warrior. I just picked up The Road Warrior on DVD the other day.

I rented A Boy and His Dog not too long ago. I hadn't seen it in years. I didn't like it as well as I used to. Wasn't it Don Johnson's first movie?