You guys HAVE to read these reviews...
Aug 19, 2002 at 4:03 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 101

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Aug 19, 2002 at 4:07 AM Post #2 of 101
"Objectionable Content: Though the BSB song "Get Down" actually speaks of dancing, that term is also slang for sex. Innuendo peppers "If You Want It to Be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy)," a Prince/Michael Jackson hybrid with lines such as, "There's a thing your mama shouldn't know/There's a thing I really wanna show you." A disappointing final cut. "



COMEDY GOLD! Thanks gloco! You are amazing.




EDIT: OH MY! THey've got eminem reviews! Gotta read what those say. . .
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Aug 19, 2002 at 4:19 AM Post #3 of 101
(bursts out laughing)

Metallica: Garage Days Inc.


"Here, Metallica covers songs by Danzig, Black Sabbath, Motorhead and others. What one brainless music critic called an "exhilarating joyride" is nothing short of audio **** that condones satanism, witchcraft, necrophilia, rape, bestiality and murder."


These guys are cracking me up!
 
Aug 19, 2002 at 5:58 AM Post #5 of 101
lol redshifter...i love how they have a "scoring chart" which determines just how evil a film is. and this is based on:


Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
Impudence/Hate
Sex/Homosexuality
Drugs/Alcohol
Offense to God
Murder/Suicide

lmao, they even count how many times "god's name is used in vain"



aaah, this all puts me in the mode for a drunken satanic orgy...
 
Aug 19, 2002 at 6:12 AM Post #7 of 101
I was looking at the review of joe dirt, and this is how they quote the movie

"Show me your b--bies,"

Why they felt the need to disguies boobies is beyond me. Boobies is a word that I would have used when I was a little kid. hahahaha
 
Aug 19, 2002 at 7:16 AM Post #8 of 101
LOL. Their review of Blade II under "offense to God" they put "Vampires Exist".

Do they really think God is an idiot?
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Aug 19, 2002 at 7:53 AM Post #9 of 101
I couldn't find a review of Nashville *****
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Heck not even Betty Blowtorch.
These guys only reviewed one Offspring album, American. I don't think they liked it.
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Summary/Advisory: On "Have You Ever," Holland declares, "I'd like to leave the world as a better place." He can begin by staying off stage and out of the studio. Americana's few decent themes aren't worth enduring the rest of The Offspring's incendiary, obscene screaming.

This is the Offsprings lamest album. They really wouldn't like Ixnay, would they?
 
Aug 19, 2002 at 3:13 PM Post #13 of 101
Somebody needs to show them the "Darkest Desires..." thread in the Music forum.
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