You guys HAVE to read these reviews...
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"Objectionable Content: Though the BSB song "Get Down" actually speaks of dancing, that term is also slang for sex. Innuendo peppers "If You Want It to Be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy)," a Prince/Michael Jackson hybrid with lines such as, "There's a thing your mama shouldn't know/There's a thing I really wanna show you." A disappointing final cut. "



COMEDY GOLD! Thanks gloco! You are amazing.




EDIT: OH MY! THey've got eminem reviews! Gotta read what those say. . .
 
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(bursts out laughing)

Metallica: Garage Days Inc.


"Here, Metallica covers songs by Danzig, Black Sabbath, Motorhead and others. What one brainless music critic called an "exhilarating joyride" is nothing short of audio **** that condones satanism, witchcraft, necrophilia, rape, bestiality and murder."


These guys are cracking me up!
 
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here are some movie reviews done in a similar style. movies are rated on their relative moral merits. this has to be seen to be believed.
 
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lol redshifter...i love how they have a "scoring chart" which determines just how evil a film is. and this is based on:


Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
Impudence/Hate
Sex/Homosexuality
Drugs/Alcohol
Offense to God
Murder/Suicide

lmao, they even count how many times "god's name is used in vain"



aaah, this all puts me in the mode for a drunken satanic orgy...
 
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I condone necrophilia.
 
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I was looking at the review of joe dirt, and this is how they quote the movie

"Show me your b--bies,"

Why they felt the need to disguies boobies is beyond me. Boobies is a word that I would have used when I was a little kid. hahahaha
 
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LOL. Their review of Blade II under "offense to God" they put "Vampires Exist".

Do they really think God is an idiot?
 
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I couldn't find a review of Nashville *****

Heck not even Betty Blowtorch.
These guys only reviewed one Offspring album, American. I don't think they liked it.
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Summary/Advisory: On "Have You Ever," Holland declares, "I'd like to leave the world as a better place." He can begin by staying off stage and out of the studio. Americana's few decent themes aren't worth enduring the rest of The Offspring's incendiary, obscene screaming.

This is the Offsprings lamest album. They really wouldn't like Ixnay, would they?
 
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lol, I found the movie review part last night, and I just kept on reading!

Just so you guys know. . . I am a Christian.
 
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lol! i'm dying of laughter right now. if only they knew the glory of torgon...
 
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Somebody needs to show them the "Darkest Desires..." thread in the Music forum.
 
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i didn't really find these to be all that funny.. but hey, i'm not twelve.
 
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