A British gentleman named Brian Knight. I met him at a smallbore state match in Kankakee two years ago. The man was a pilot for the RAF, was a test pilot, and was an Olympic athlete. The guy's full of stories with an excellent sense of wit. One of my favorites is about when he did his first solo flight when training for the RAF. His instructor, whom they called Jasper because of his long waxed moustache that was reminiscent of vaudeville villians, promptly left the plane after an instructional flight and told Knight to take off and do a single circuit solo. They were training in biplanes, probably Tiger Moths, and Knight quickly took off, did the circuit, and came in for his landing. As he puts it, "I did a perfect three-point landing, twenty feet up in the air." As a result he hit the ground with a strong jolt and had to give it another go. Well the problem arose that the hit of the landing knocked off one of the wheels of his landing gear. Lacking radios to communicate with the pilots, the ground crew set off a flare that told him to cancel the approach and continue to circle. In the meantime, Jasper grabbed a mechanic and a wheel and took off in another trainer. Unfortunately after taking off, Jasper's plane lost a wheel themselves. Pulling up alongside Knight, the mechanic was waving his hands and pointing to the wheel in his hands. Knight looks at the wheel, then the broken landing gear on Jasper's plane, gets out his signal lantern and signals "Pretty damn good trick sir! But how do you get it back on?" Jasper eventually figured out what was going on and they both had to do crash landings.
I also remember that Mr. Knight was deaf in one ear as a result of "losing an argument with a 20mm cannon shell." But he never told his superiors lest he be dismissed and would fake it out on physicals. After the war he was a test pilot and did jet flights. At this stage in development, scientists were unaware of the effects of the huge lack of pressure and severe cold of high altitude flight. As a result, when Knight was doing a test run, the glass in his cockpit shattered. After doing a landing (probably another crash landing) he had to undergo medical attention. After he recovered and had tests run, the doctors came in and told him the unfortunate news that he had gone deaf in one ear.
Needless to say there are many more stories that I heard from him. One of which is when he and his copilot crashed their plane into a cow. But I think I've probably taken up enough space as it is.