[cleophus]

The answer is obvious.
United Parcel Service

They just added another pair of headphones to their collection.
The box looked like they ran over it with the truck.

 

[krmathis]

Too bad most of their stereo equipment are in non-working order.

 

[Duggeh]

Thats just what they want you to think dude, really theres a conspiracy on thepart of a few elite postal employees to gathere themselves an army of gear, and once they have enough, noone in middle earth will be safe.


...I think I might have got confused there.