what a great idea....annoy your neighbors.

[ilikemonkeys]

A curious item is available on the Internet. It is a CD for taking revenge on neighbors for loud music, screaming or any other noise-making effects, especially at night.

The CD, which includes 20 tracks, costs about $20. Earplugs included. Gadgets.co.uk, where the Revenge CD is being sold, says that the earplugs are needed “for your sanity and protection.” The advertisement on the website offers to buy the CD and reap sweet revenge. It is enough to play one of the sound effect tracks and stop up your ears (or go out for half an hour). Results will follow shortly.

The list of noise-making tracks includes:

1. Drill.
2. Party (at least 200 People).
3. Orgasm (Outstanding).
4. Train.
5. Drum (Played by a Child).
6. Inhuman Screams.
7. Walking (High Heels).
8. Domestic Squabble.
9. Doors Banging.
10. Bowling.
11. Unhappy Dog.
12. Practicing a violin.
13. Traffic Jam.
14. Garbage Truck.
15. A screaming newborn baby
16. Phone Ringing.
17. Ball Game.
18. Pigeons.
19. Spring house cleaning.
20. ****-a-Doodle-Do!

Software designers suggest any of these tracks will let you reap sweet revenge on noisy neighbors.


link to site.

 

[mbhaub]

I wished they'd had this in my apartment-dwelling days. Instead, I just put in Berg's "Lulu" or "Wozzeck", turned up the volume and left.

 

[PSmith08]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mbhaub I wished they'd had this in my apartment-dwelling days. Instead, I just put in Berg's "Lulu" or "Wozzeck", turned up the volume and left.

That's probably as effective. My revenge track is Roberta Peters' attempt at the Queen of the Night's aria (Der Holle Rache) from Bohm's Zauberflote. Put that on at some volume and repeating, go out for dinner, and return to utterly defeated neighbors.

 

[Dusty Chalk]

Or you could just put on some Autechre.

[size=xx-small]I'm getting the CD, and then sampling it.[/size]

 

[thrawn86]

"3. Orgasm (Outstanding)."

Oh, god. I could have HOURS of fun with this track in the dorms....

no...I set my stereo up in the empty study room down the hall...that should shut up the rotc boys next door...

 

[takt]

Awww, this is PERFECT! What a great find! I'll probably pick one of these up in case of "emergencies," because sometimes, enough is enough!

 

[gloco]

Excellent.

I may need something like or a baseball bat to the head of my idiot neighbors who apparently used their second bedroom next to mine to turn it into a media room. Doesn't help that their deaf and need to have their tv all the way up. Naturally, i complained and they havent done squat so this cd may indeed help...or jut play some Fear Factory: Soul of a new Machine.

 

[mysticaldodo]

My neighbour used to play Vengaboys non stop. Way before that she went though the Titanic phase and played that Celine Dion song non stop.

 

[fogia.4]

Personally I dont need to waste 20 bucks to annoy my neighbors, I just turn my stereo past 12 o'clock and put on some death metal.

 

[Asr]

I want that CD just to hear its samples.

Orgasm? Man that one would cause a riot just about anywhere. And Inhuman Screams, that would be awesome for Halloween.

 

[taylor]

Why buy that CD with the abundance of late 90s pop music that you can use to annoy people? I don't want to insult anyones music preferences, but come on, we can all agree that the Backstreet Boys suck harder than a vacuum.

 

[chillysalsa]

As revenge on dormmates one day, my brother left Sonic Youth - Nic Fit on repeat and left the house for hours.

 

[Dusty Chalk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by taylor Why buy that CD with the abundance of late 90s pop music that you can use to annoy people? I don't want to insult anyones music preferences, but come on, we can all agree that the Backstreet Boys suck harder than...

...five vacuums.

[size=xx-small]I'm so ashamed.[/size]

 

[jpr703]

I've used The Reverened Horton Heat in that situation before and it worked quite well.

 

[D-EJ915]

Sounds cool, but you could just go to the site here: http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/dej915/rec.html and download the last two clips (btw the butcher's the singer in my band) and yeah

you could just mix those into a song, it'd scare them enough, or disgust them, whichever comes first...

*goes to listen to them again*

hahaha, done listening to them...wow, that one is really nasty...