Uh oh.....time to call Sherlock Holmes.

[Czilla9000]

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital | Reuters

Better yet, call the Ghostbusters.

 

[shigzeo]

i counldn't stand that if it happened to me.

 

[nylan8301]

This was mentioned on NPR. I could hardly believe it.

Nylan

 

[fordgtlover]

Ah Congo... such a sensible place.

 

[EyeAmEye]

That's one way to explain the lack of "substance" in the lower regions.


"Honey, the sorcerer did it, I swear!"

 

[SR-71Panorama]

slow news day

 

[mark_h]

Let me get this right...guys are saying that there Penises have shrunk due to black magic? There must be witchdoctors at work throughout the world!

 

[ingwe]

[size=large]It's shrinkage!!![/size]

 

[colonelkernel8]

Are they sure they aren't just chilly?